Poker starting age? (For my dog)

[Germane]

I have a beautiful 3 year old dog (21 dog years) named Snoopy. He's very intelligent, though I don't know if his IQ is over 90. I'm considering teaching him poker. He would do this for 4-6 hours a day. The rest he would spend fetching bones, going for walks, begging for food, and licking. I'm hoping he can earn 30K per year (human money) grinding out the 3/6. I would take this money and put it into his scooby treat fund which we would spend on a plush retirement home when he's 40 dog years old. Of course I don't want to be too bossy, so he can spend the money however he wishes. Anyway, my question is:

[SoftcoreRevolt]

Dogs are too stupid to play poker, get a cat.

[jzpiano14]

Nice rip on the other post! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

Haven't you seen the PP commercial where the police officer is playing with his K9 unit?

-Craig

[toxtox]

GERMANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UR TOO GOD DAMN FUNNY

i cant stop laughing!!!!!

[toxtox]

...but i still stand by what i said to the other lunatic....

people like u shouldnt be allowed to have pets. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[SoftcoreRevolt]

Well that guy hadn't attended PartyPoker.net's ONLINE POKER SCHOOL yet.

[DoubleClutch]

This sounds entirely legitimate, however, if the genetic decendents of Baulucky can expect to pull in over a million within 15 years, your goal is simply too small. Try to pull in a few million, realistically. This way your dog is left with some cash to mess around with (perhaps a hedge fund?) and eventually retire from poker and move on.

Best of Luck.

[SackUp]

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Nice rip on the other post! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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Exactly what I was thinking. Though I think helper monkeys could handle the job quite nicely.

I hear they can make 3bb/100 and 8 table 15/30!!