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"Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see...."
"A George, divided amongst itself, cannot last" (Errrr, "stand", and I just saw it last night...) "Stelllllllllllla" "Maybe the dingo ate your baby!" |
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"maybe the dingo ate your baby"
wow. great minds think alike.... |
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When Jerry is dating that girl that was in the whole nine yards or whatever in the Tony's award and its the summer of george, they decide that:
"Maybe the two of us working at full capacity could do the job of one man" "Then we'd only have to be like ... a half man! ... That sounds about right!" |
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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Don't remember it word for word, but the part where Kramer is talking to Jerry about how something was unbelievable. Kramer said something to the affect:
"Is it?!? Or is it so possible, I just blew your mind?!?" I'm sure someone will remember the rant better than me. |
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too many to list, but one that always comes to mind for me:
"rising like a phoenix from arizona!" (frank costanza) |
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Hi My name is George, I'm unemployed and live with my parents
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George Costanza: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish. Jerry: Mammal. George Costanza: Whatever. Cosmo Kramer: Well, what did you do next? George Costanza: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. [George reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball] Cosmo Kramer: What is that, a Titleist? [George nods] Cosmo Kramer: Hole in one, huh? [/ QUOTE ] |
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Don't remember it word for word, but the part where Kramer is talking to Jerry about how something was unbelievable. Kramer said something to the affect: "Is it?!? Or is it so possible, I just blew your mind?!?" I'm sure someone will remember the rant better than me. [/ QUOTE ] Jerry: Ah, you're crazy. Cosmo Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind? Jerry: It's impossible. Cosmo Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top? Jerry: It can't be. Cosmo Kramer: Can't it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you? Jerry: All right, that's enough. |
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Yo-yo Ma!
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