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04-24-2005, 04:40 PM
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Re: Becoming a porn actor
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[ QUOTE ] become familiar with 18 U.S.C. §2257 (a) through (c) and 28 C.F.R §75. [/ QUOTE ] is it bad that i'm almost positive i know what the first one is? [/ QUOTE ] Terrible. And yes, I realized right away too [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] 
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04-24-2005, 04:49 PM
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Re: Becoming a porn actor
Have six of your buddies over to watch a game or something.
Tell them your plans. Then tell them that you need to drop your pants, to see if you can get your dick hard in front of them. Emphasize that you're not gay, nor a pervert--but you need to know if you can maintain an erection in front of the crew. Don't invest one red cent until you perform this experiment. (Or maybe you're better off with a roomful of strangers, instead of friends. Hire a "focus group". [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img])
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#14
04-24-2005, 08:34 PM
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Re: Becoming a porn actor
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Have six of your buddies over to watch a game or something. Tell them your plans. Then tell them that you need to drop your pants, to see if you can get your dick hard in front of them. Emphasize that you're not gay, nor a pervert--but you need to know if you can maintain an erection in front of the crew. Don't invest one red cent until you perform this experiment. (Or maybe you're better off with a roomful of strangers, instead of friends. Hire a "focus group". [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]) [/ QUOTE ] Wouldn't a better experiment involve porking your wife/signigificant other/random slut in front of six dudes?
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#15
04-24-2005, 08:40 PM
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Re: Becoming a porn actor
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I thought most of those girls were prostitutes. [/ QUOTE ] I found out this weekend that a girl who I knew from high school is in a few of these. I don't think she's a professional whore or pornstar, but I'm sure she got paid for it, so I guess you could call her an independent contractor.
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#17
04-24-2005, 08:53 PM
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Re: Becoming a porn actor
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[ QUOTE ] I thought most of those girls were prostitutes. [/ QUOTE ] I found out this weekend that a girl who I knew from high school is in a few of these. I don't think she's a professional whore or pornstar, but I'm sure she got paid for it, so I guess you could call her an independent contractor. [/ QUOTE ] what was she like in high school? i've always wondered what porn stars were like before they become porn stars.
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#18
04-24-2005, 08:58 PM
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Re: Becoming a porn actor
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Gotta love them contractions. [/ QUOTE ] I looked at this post for 5 minutes, trying to figure out if I'd misplaced an apostrophe. Oh well, your humor > my brain.
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#19
04-24-2005, 09:02 PM
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Re: Becoming a porn actor
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what was she like in high school? i've always wondered what porn stars were like before they become porn stars. [/ QUOTE ] Well, I wouldn't exactly consider her a pornstar, but she was just your average horny high school girl. She certainly wasn't thought of as the sluttiest girl we knew, which made it a little more surprising that she was the one to wind up having sex in the back of a car.
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