strip clubs

Ace1177 · #1 04-20-2005, 01:57 PM

what are you guys paying for lap dances these days in vegas?

TheMetetron · #2 04-20-2005, 03:21 PM

No matter what it is it can't be as good as the $20... VERY touchy, feely lapdances in Tijuana [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Chipr777 · #3 04-21-2005, 02:54 AM

Something I never understood. Letting some skanky whore pretend to enjoy rubbing her potentially, and most likely, diseased wore out body on me. And I have to PAY her for it. Then I pay the same price for 1 beer that a 6 pack would cost me at 7-11, and they make me buy 2. Fun times.

Bulbarainey · #4 04-21-2005, 03:29 AM

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No matter what it is it can't be as good as the $20... VERY touchy, feely lapdances in Tijuana [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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as long as its a woman! many 'hidden packages' down there,
public service announcement: avoid Club Bambi, El Tigre, and Peanuts.... the 'girls' got something extra for u at those spots

Edge34 · #5 04-21-2005, 03:37 AM

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Something I never understood. Letting some skanky whore pretend to enjoy rubbing her potentially, and most likely, diseased wore out body on me. And I have to PAY her for it. Then I pay the same price for 1 beer that a 6 pack would cost me at 7-11, and they make me buy 2. Fun times.

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Gentlemen, we have another "I'm too good for titty bars" poster here...

Its really simple math. Booze (and sometimes even not) + naked attractive women = fun. Don't pay the ugly ones. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

RydenStoompala · #6 04-21-2005, 08:08 AM

I have not been to the titty clubs in a few years, but last time out I dropped more cash in three hours trying to suffocate myself with silicone than I went through in a tough run making quarter line bets at craps. I don't know what happened, but it was a lot of fun. And I'm fairly sure that two of them wanted to marry me. No...really. (they were soooted)

IShark · #7 04-21-2005, 11:04 AM

Give your poker winnings to charity rather than strippers. Otherwise you become the fish you weren't at the poker tables.

Tacjedi · #8 04-21-2005, 05:35 PM

I can imagine that Mexico is great for that touchy feely, but so is Canada. It is almost like there are no rules. Cost: $20 Canadian in Niagara Falls/Fort Erie Ontario. I really miss the exchange rate of a few years ago when the US Dollar was stronger.

Edge34 · #9 04-21-2005, 05:47 PM

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Give your poker winnings to charity rather than strippers. Otherwise you become the fish you weren't at the poker tables.

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Strippers basically are a charity case.

"You become the fish you weren't at the poker tables." What the [censored]? I'm not being tricked, I know full well what I'm doing every time I stick that bill in the stripper's G-string. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

liquidboss · #10 04-21-2005, 06:19 PM

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what are you guys paying for lap dances these days in vegas?

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Just got back from Vegas where I spent some time at Spearmint Rhino where dances are the regular $20 for one song. Of course most guys end up keeping the girl for more than one song. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]