best nick name ever?

[jlpadge21]

A friend of mine had a last name Jazwa, we called him "Jizwadd", cause who the [censored] can say Jazwa?

[Loci]

One of my boys is called "cube" because he used to drink one of those cube-like 24 packs of bud in a night and then wear the box as a hat.

[Paluka]

No nickname that like 100000 people have can be in the running for best nickname, so cum dumpster and the like is out.

[tdarko]

did she "work" for a baseball team?

[housenuts]

we called this whale named Kimmi, gimli (reference lord of the rings)

[JaBlue]

i shoudl note that scott brought the fact that it is actually rick recksteiner of the recksteiner brothers that was called the dog faced gremlin. his brother, scott recksteiner had the nickname scotty too hotty. we chose dog-faced gremlin instead.

[wacki]

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[nothumb]

Oh yeah, another one, there was this kind of cute Jewish girl with very hairy arms who everyone used to call Jewbacca. That must have been rough.

I know another guy named Hurrican Hogan for the damage he inflicts whilst boozin...

NT

[bugstud]

my roommate is called pez

[wacki]

As an undergrad I had 2 superhot chicks come up to the bar in my room during a party. I was serving some very popular "Jesus Juice" from the bar. They liked the juice and kept on coming back for more. When they asked me what my name was I said "Wacki", they said:

girl #1 "I'm sweet tits"
girl #2 "And I'm slut face"

10-15 minutes later we were in an arguement as to who had the best ass. We were judging on roundness, firmness, factory air, muscular tone, etc....

I don't think I will ever forget that night.