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Poker haiku
Man, what's with all the haiku? With just a little looking, I found some great ones out there. Here're a few of my favs.
ChrisV: Wind stirs the blossoms With eight or less blinds preflop Move allin or fold. ColdestCall: Two all-ins pre-flop. Should I fold my rockets here? I have no scrotum. Many poker hands have more than one way to play. People need to chill. With many cold calls Top pair, top kicker no good. Don't blow your stack here. rory: Late frost burns the bloom Does a fool defend his blind With unsuited trash? Bob Ciaffone: Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Better Than Slowplaying Hands What an Easy Game! If you flop the nuts And it's checked around to you You should bet it out parttimepro: Tree grows where seed lands Playing Ace Seven offsuit Root of all error. irisheyes: Ace and King offsuit Few callers, but I won't limp Less chance of suck out young nut: Fish at the table Must relieve them of their cash As quick as I'm able. And thanks to google: I see an orange Lying on a poker table Johnny Chan is here Wow, mid connectors Please, just give me a flop, please [censored], maybe I bluff Why did I call him With middle pair, no kicker? It was not a bluff. Flopped a straight-flush draw so many outs, but of course a pair of twos wins This hand will raise now. There is no I who does this; The cards themselves act |
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Re: Poker haiku
This post of shadow
I cannot see more clearly As his best post ever. Spring sun overhead Shadows abound all around Bask in the haiku. El D would approve With a poem of reknown But not here, not now. Aleo is back To put us all at our ease, Where is my spreadsheet?! Yugoslav Who has never written one of these awkward thingies b4... |
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I call with pot odds
Brilliant in my opinion four five offsuit wins! |
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<font color="red"> Value call my nuts </font> Brilliant in my opinion <font color="red"> King Jack NOT suited! </font> [/ QUOTE ] Couldn't help it... Yugoslav |
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Folding here is fine
Smarter, though, to bet all-in Those blinds are juicy eastbay |
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Nice post... Heres mine about a cash game played a month or so ago.
I flop bottom set All-in, uh oh, theres the nuts can I river quads? -Apathy |
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I call with pot odds Brilliant in my opinion four five offsuit wins! [/ QUOTE ] I curse this forum Haiku bad beats posted here People never learn [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Just kidding Mack |
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From a recent thread
Another Apathy Haiku: Do not play for first Or to finish in-the-money listen: PROFIT BITCH! -Apathy |
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Long time lurker
I know my results are unsustainable sample size too small |
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Limit grind wears thin
I search for greener pastures SnGs, I'm home! |
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