TRIP REPORT: Weird goings on at the bar...

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Jeez you are even older than I thought.

[daryn]

i don't get it. 3rd base was always oral, even in middle school.

[bosoxfan]

I love these, vicarious entertainment courtesy of Jake. Should I be looking out for the trip report from the roller rink? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Vendal]

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God I love Miami.

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Man I wish I was back in Miami. Best city ever.

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You are the second person in the lastg 48 hours I've seen on 2+2 with a dnb related avatar...wtf is going on.

The recent remix of your avatar by Dom is much better btw.

[youtalkfunny]

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..my life goal would be to do two chicks at the same time whose age added together was less than mine.

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I did this once!

I was 13...

[Inthacup]

Are you retarded and/or have a chemical imbalance? There's no other valid reason for a 36 yr old to post like you do.

If you are one of the above, I mean no offense.

[jakethebake]

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From the department of the redundancy department:

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Tonite there was this couple there tonight.

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Repetitive and redundant. Thanks.

[lucas9000]

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Anyway she and the highschool teacher barmaid started talking, and I heard the story for the third time about her walking in on two kids screwing in the bathroom. Then the other woman starts telling aout taking her 15 year old daughter to the roller rink last weekend where there was some younf girl dancing with her panties off, putting on a show and doing two guys together on the floor. Also, apparently the "new third base" is oral sex.


I did come to one important conclusion. If I weren't married, my life goal would be to do two chicks at the same time whose age added together was less than mine. There were two hott chicks tonite that looked about 18. I just turned 36, and this seems like it would be a good goal for someone that wasn't married.

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so do you think i can get my high school diploma annulled and go to high school now?

[lucas9000]

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i don't get it. 3rd base was always oral, even in middle school.

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with a GIRL.