Nuttiest Behavior in a B&M - What Have You Seen? - Page 7

MortalWombat · #61 03-24-2005, 01:11 PM

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The board comes KK8KJ. Caller has kings full and it's not looking good for our intrepid hero. Hero, who has yet to look at his cards, says "ok, let's see if I have a king" and flips over one of his hole cards--it's the case king! He flips over the other and it's an A.

[/ QUOTE ]Good thing he had that A kicker. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Drew16 · #62 03-25-2005, 05:11 PM

This isnt really nutty behavior, but a crazy hand. Last night at Caesars Indiana, I was playing 3/6. I was the sb, the bb only had $5 left. So he goes all in blind before the cards are even dealt. I get QQ, so I reraise, and only 1 person calls. The flop is Ad Kh Jh. I bet the other guy calls. Turn is Th. So I bet my straight and the other guy calls. The river is Qd. So now I am thinking split pot. I bet at the side pot hoping the guy will fold out of ignorance, which he almost does, but he decides to call. We split the side pot. The dealer asked the allin to flip his cards. The guy looks at the dealer and says "thanks" and turns over AhQh, the ROYAL FLUSH! And he only got $15 since he only had the $5 left. The guy looked like he was going to throw up. But he still tipped the dealer.

onehandfold · #63 03-25-2005, 06:14 PM

Borgata Last night.
1/2 NLHE, guy wins a meager pot after reloading twice.
He stands up and yells, "I JUST WON MY FIRST POT....EVER"

The cardroom starts clapping.

d10 · #64 03-27-2005, 08:54 PM

Here's one from the Horseshoe in Tunica a couple nights ago at a 10/20 table.

5 players in the pot and it's checked through on the turn and checked through again on the river. The board at the end read 7744A. The last person who checked says "I play the board" and flips over Kc2c. One by one the 4 remaining players look at the shown hand and say "That beats me" and mucks their cards.

JR369 · #65 03-30-2005, 12:10 AM

I had some 28 year old or so at the Trop sitting next to me this past Monday who was reading the current Bluff magazine turns to the Phil Laak picture and says "I was roommates with this guy 5 years ago and now he's famous. I showed him everything he knows about poker and he showed me everything he knew about backgammon" and I said "If you taught him then why are you playing 1-2 No Limit and not in a real big game? "and I got no answer. B.S. or what?

me454555 · #66 03-30-2005, 04:22 AM

I got one that takes the cake

Some whackjob raises in ep, another guy 3 bets him and he caps. Flop comes down J94 all diamonds, they capped the flop. Turn 7x he bets out and gets raised. River 7 they cap the flop. He flips over 97o for the runner runner boat. Other guy had AQd for the flopped flush. As this guy is raking in a huge pot, one of the other play notices that he didnt tip the dealer. He explains how he doesn't believe in tipping blah blah blah. Here's the weird part. Out of spite, he start tossing chips on the floor around the table for the next 5 hands. Other guests notice this behavior and start picking them up and walking off with them. He doesn't seem to care. He just keep pointing out that money means nothing to him. Weird stuff.

young nut · #67 03-30-2005, 04:43 AM

Playing some short handed 2/4 at the Carson Valley Inn. I showed up about 3pm and there were 5 people sitting at the table, including this one overweight, smelly dude who smells like he's been bathing in Jim Beam. I play a few orbits and notice that he doesn't really understand the rules and he seems too drunk to listen to the dealer or the other players.

So he gets involved in a decent sized pot, bets the river, and a guy calls him with mid pair. The guy who called him turned his cards over and said, "I got a small pair." The drunk just sat there staring at the board. The dealer asked him if he wanted to turn his cards over. He threw the cards towards the dealer. Nicely, the dealer asked him again if he wanted his cards to be live and show them face up. The drunk grabs his cards back, thinks a while, then tosses them to the dealer again face down. The dealer mucks them and gives the pot to midpair guy. Drunk just loses it. Starts saying he had a winning hand and that the dealer is cheating him. We all explain to him that he has to turn his cards over for them to play, saddly he doesn't understand.

So another pot comes around, he gets involved and starts betting and raising every street. When it comes to showdown, his opponent turned up top pair. He sat and thought a while. We all told him to turn his cards over if he wants them to play. He kept thinking and then tossed them to the dealer face down!!! He went nuts this time, started threatening the dealer and the rest of us at the table. He thought we were working against him to steal his money. The floorman comes over to settle this POS, and then he threatens the floorguy, which got him promptly kicked out of the casino. On his way out, he kept yelling, "I'll be back and you will be sorry you cheated me." Needless to say, I was looking over my shoulder for the next half hour or so.