stupidest player ever.

unformed · #1 03-27-2005, 10:32 PM

Party $5 NL tourney. 4 people in the pot, the board showed the absolute nuts, so I went all in. Two people folded.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (6 handed) converter

UTG (t1893)
MP (t537)
CO (t1799)
Hero (t1370)
SB (t1170)
BB (t1231)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls t50, 1 fold, Hero calls t50, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (t200) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP checks, Hero checks.

Turn: (t200) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP checks, Hero checks.

River: (t200) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets t50, BB calls t50, MP calls t50, Hero raises to t1320 (All-In), SB folds, BB folds, MP calls t437 (All-In).

Final Pot: t2107

one guy who folded even said "I've lost like this before" We ended up making fun of him the rest of the tourney [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

i'm wondering what other really retarded players you guys have encountered...

CallMeIshmael · #2 03-27-2005, 10:35 PM

A) This isn't the right forum
B) Even if it were, no one cares
C) You're a douchebag for making fun of him

Welcome to the forum!

sthief09 · #3 03-27-2005, 10:35 PM

sweet, I hope you really let him know how bad he is. that way he won't play ever play again

unformed · #4 03-27-2005, 10:39 PM

actually, we didn't initiate making fun of him. the guy got into a hissy fit and started asking for it.

we explained the board showed the nuts, but he wouldn't stop whining .... so he got what he asked for

CallMeIshmael · #5 03-27-2005, 10:42 PM

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actually, we didn't initiate making fun of him. the guy got into a hissy fit and started asking for it.

we explained the board showed the nuts, but he wouldn't stop whining .... so he got what he asked for

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Regardless, just bite your lip and move on.

The last thing in the world you want a poor player to do is improve his game.

(Also, **IF** you have to post this, post it in either the 1-table or multi-table tournament forums... This is for small stakes limit holdem ring games)

unformed · #6 03-27-2005, 10:49 PM

yeah, my bad, i don't know how i can move this t hread .... if there's any moderators and they can move it that'd be cool

chesspain · #7 03-27-2005, 11:14 PM

[ QUOTE ]
A) This isn't the right forum
B) Even if it were, no one cares
C) You're a douchebag for making fun of him

Welcome to the forum!

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
...we explained the board showed the nuts, but he wouldn't stop whining .... so he got what he asked for

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So did you.

sinfulslick18 · #8 03-27-2005, 11:46 PM

[ QUOTE ]
A) This isn't the right forum
B) Even if it were, no one cares
C) You're a douchebag for making fun of him

Welcome to the forum!

[/ QUOTE ]

never make fun of bad players. they make our jobs a lot easier.

-sinful

PokerBob · #9 03-28-2005, 12:10 AM

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: PokerBob is UTG+1 with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG raises, PokerBob calls, 5 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets, PokerBob folds, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: (5 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, UTG checks.

River: (5 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 7 BB

CallMeIshmael · #10 03-28-2005, 12:13 AM

Misclick?