If you say hello to me at the tables.... - Page 5

captZEEbo1 · #41 02-21-2005, 01:22 PM

If anyone actually wanted to improve their poker game, they'd buy a book on it and learn it. The only thing talking about 2+2 is bad for is reminding people at the table that YOU are a shark and there IS skill to poker. Anyone that cares enough to find out about "correct" poker strategy WILL find out, there are countless strategy sites, and you could do just fine NEVER encountering 2+2 forums. Most people are just too dumb to bother becoming good at poker.

TGoldman · #42 02-24-2005, 03:32 PM

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True.

Other acceptible replies.

"Not much. Do you see why?"

"Nothing and it's not even close."

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One week later and your comment still cracks me up. I would also like to add to the list, "Nothing much. I'll let others elaborate."

memphis57 · #43 02-24-2005, 04:30 PM

Any body else notice what that Google search showed? Sup bro was cheating on us all along. He was posting the same chit on Flop-Turn-River.

Oh, well, I guess when you got a dude who was all-county 95 and has pecs that never stop, you can't expect him to be a one-message-board kind of dude.

droolie · #44 03-25-2005, 03:12 PM

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1995
all-county
15 tackles for a loss

I dont get these.... Where did these answers come from?

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I'm here to serve...

all county 1995, 15 tackles for a loss, sup bro? it all here dude...

bandfan · #45 03-25-2005, 06:46 PM

"Nothing and it's not even close" is by far the best response for this.

Ice Man · #46 03-25-2005, 06:59 PM

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iceman sux

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Please elaborate.

KaiShin · #47 03-25-2005, 07:15 PM

I think it should officially be changed to:

Nice play, brilliant in my opinion.

Siingo · #48 03-25-2005, 07:18 PM

One time when I had something like a nice 12 outs draw and hit the river, there was a whining bitch at my table irritating me by saying that I was such a lucky [censored]. She had been whining a long time.. Usually do I not respond on things like this but this time I did..

I said: "Look again! It was not luck. Do you see why?"
And the respons I got in 2 sec was something like: "Wow I understand, cool..."

And she did not say a word more but I got alot more respect at the table. To much =( Damm there must be a lot of 2+2 ers at party!

TomBrooks · #49 03-26-2005, 05:57 PM

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The one I hate the most is Pokertracker chat at the tables.

"my pokertracker says you are playing 60% of your hands...blah blah blah."

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Yesterday while on Party .5/1 some pretty loose player made some comment about getting beat on the river by weaker hands some LAG on a good run was playing and I quipped in the chat box, "You got to loosen up yourself a little.", and another player then wrote: "Tom: 20.01 VPIP OtherGuy: 35VPIP." I just replied "shhs." I didn't even spell 'shush' right but I think it was better as he seemed to get the message and no one else commented or asked what the numbers or VPIP meant.