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I\'m a socially awkward loser who can\'t get girls, please help
Alright not really, but since I've got your attention I'd like to share a mildly funny conversation because I'm bored right now and have nothing to do. This happened a few nights ago between me and an extremely hot girl that I made out with a few years ago when she was going to be a sophmore in high school and I just graduated.
Anyways, me and my 2 friends decide to leave a party and go hang out with these girls at the beach, I realize on the way that 1) these girls are incredibly stupid and its almost unbearably to hang out with them and 2) I have a girlfriend and don't really want to sit around freezing my ass off while watching my friends try to hook up with them so I decide to just sleep in the car while they tried their best. So they are on the beach for whatever ammount of time, and I wake up as we were leaving and my friend asks me if I remember what happened when they walked up to the car and get more beer, I have no idea what they are talking about because I am a pretty heavy sleeper and also I was pretty drunk... So they tell me that this conversation took place between me and the girl I made out with a while back: Her: Do you remember me? Me: Yeah I do Her: What is my name? Me: Its andy Her: No that is your name, what is mine? Me: Andy Her: No.....ok I'll give you a hint, it starts with an L Me: Landy Her: Ok, starts with a Linds and ends in a Y Me: Lindsey Her: Good job Me: Bye I'm a pimp, what can I say |
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We Know.
Only read title.
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Re: I\'m a socially awkward loser who can\'t get girls, please help
landy LOL
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Re: I\'m a socially awkward loser who can\'t get girls, please help
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Her: No that is your name, what is mine? Me: Andy Her: No.....ok I'll give you a hint, it starts with an L Me: Landy [/ QUOTE ] Bravo. |
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Re: I\'m a socially awkward loser who can\'t get girls, please help
Landy - that is solid.
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Re: I\'m a socially awkward loser who can\'t get girls, please help
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode of a similar nature. He can't remember her name and is sure that it rhymes with a body part. "Mulva?"
Side note: googling for the episode made me stumble across this post. |
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Re: I\'m a socially awkward loser who can\'t get girls, please help
go on amazon.com
get "nice guys and players" and read it |
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Re: I\'m a socially awkward loser who can\'t get girls, please help
Landy, nice. Joey joe joe junior shabedoo.
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Re: I\'m a socially awkward loser who can\'t get girls, please help
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Landy - that is solid. [/ QUOTE ] I know a Landy. Unfortunately for sponger....he's a guy. |
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Re: I\'m a socially awkward loser who can\'t get girls, please help
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I know a Landy. Unfortunately for sponger....he's a guy. [/ QUOTE ] unfortunately for Landy, he's a guy. |
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