Funniest Family Guy Quotes/Scenes - Page 5

AEKDBet · #41 03-17-2005, 07:48 AM

[after having sex]
Social Worker: Glen, honey. Can I ask you a question? What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Heh! I got a question for you too. Why are you still here?

Reef · #42 03-17-2005, 07:53 AM

Peter: Ah, my first bike, I had so much fun playing with it...(flashback)little Peter: More tea, Mr. Bike?

Reef · #43 03-17-2005, 07:54 AM

Chris:Hey meg guess what word I'm thinking, this time its definitely not kitty
Meg: is it kitty?
Chris: AAAAH Get out of my head!!

AEKDBet · #44 03-17-2005, 07:55 AM

Joe Swanson: Hey, Pat, where's the wheelchair ramp?
Pawtucket Pat: Oh, we don't have one. I guess this is where you get off.
[Pawtucket Pat blows a whistle and the Chumba Wumbas come out]
Chumba Wumba Chorus: Chumba Wumba gobbledy goo / Life isn't fair it's sad but it's true / Chumba Wumba gobbledy gee / When your poor legs are stiff as a tree.
Chumba Wumba #1: What do you do when you're stuck in a chair?
Chumba Wumba #2: Finding it hard to go up and down stairs?
Chumba Wumba #3: What do you think of the one you call God?
Chumba Wumba Chorus: Isn't His absence slight-ly odd?
Chumba Wumba #4: Maybe He's forgotten you.
Chumba Wumba Chorus: Chumba wumba gobbledy gorse / Count yourself lucky you're not a horse / They would turn you into dog food / Or to chumba wumba gobbledy glue!
[the Chumba Wumbas push Joe out of the factory]
Joe Swanson: I'm glad I'm not taking your stupid tour! I'm a Coors man anyway. Silver bullet!

Reef · #45 03-17-2005, 08:03 AM

Peter: Oh my God, it's better than i thought. it's an audi. i'm getting a car.
Brian: Peter, there's a T in there your getting an audit.
Peter: No Brian it's a foreign car. The T is silent. Sweet i'm getting an audi.
Chris: I have an inny.

Reef · #46 03-17-2005, 08:14 AM

this thread kicks major ass.

definite POTD. Possible POTY candidate.

The Armchair · #47 03-17-2005, 08:59 AM

"Diamonds.

She'll pretty much have to."

Suited Deuce · #48 03-17-2005, 10:55 AM

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.

kyro · #49 03-17-2005, 11:02 AM

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the one where peter uses the search function to bring up the 50 other times this has been done.

I think it's on Road to Rhode Island.

-AA

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Nope, Road to Europe. But I always get those two mixed up because they're both Roads.

fsuplayer · #50 03-17-2005, 11:11 AM

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this thread kicks major ass.

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