BATHROOM ETIQUETTE - THE GOLDEN RULE BROKEN

[vetman81]

You mean you guys dont do this?

[BruinEric]

That is not even close to a high-level violation of the core principles of public men's bathroom etiquette.

I could see how this would happen by a guy just walking in and going to his "regular" stall. I don't exactly do a "stall occupancy survey" when I walk in for a "sit down" visit.

The more important rules of the bathroom are:
1) No greeting or starting a conversation with a stranger while at the urinal.
2) No picking adjacent urinal when there's another option.
3) For unseparated trough-peeing situations, stare at the wall with a slight tilt upwards.
4) No...zero...nada eye contact with another person while peeing
5) No touching another person while he's peeing (pat on the back..."hey buddy!")
6) No looking at...you know.
7) Wash your MFing hands!

[thatpfunk]

Your in a stall, who cares? Get on with your business and get out, there are lots of reasons someone may be using it.

The rule only applies to urinals, then its weird.

[StevieG]

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As we walk into the restroom. We hear some guy going about his business. Grunting groaning straining away. Sounds like he is giving birth in the stall. Dude looks at me says I wonder if I should call the medics.


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In a local joint once and some drunk ass clown comes in, barely has his eyes open, can't stand without weaving. He asks for a beer, but the bartender (Ally, a buddy) tells him he's already had enough. Guy asks if he could at least use the rest room.

Ally knows it's trouble, but he felt charitable, who the hell knows, and tells him where it is.

A few minutes later we hear a moan like you can't believe. Not wretching, or I'm sure Ally would have leaped over the bar, but not real normal.

Five minutes later, same thing.

Ally looks at me, I look at him, and just as we're about to say something, we hear him again, this time worse.

So we run over to the head, go through the door, find the drunk.

"What the hell are you doing?" Ally asks.

"Takin' a sh1t. But every time I flush the damn toilet, my ass hurts!"

"That's because you're on the mop bucket, you dumb 5hit."































Oldie, but still one of my favorite jokes.

[Reef]

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What do you expect at the gay bars?

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nh

[Wakko]

All of these seem to involve urination, which is quick and simple. The real test of a man's restroom cooperative skills, in my opinion, begins with solid waste.

[gamblore99]

This wouldn't both me in the slightest. There could be any number of reasons why he sat next to you. COuld be the cleanest, could be his regular, could be he likes the writing on the wall. Now if was the urinal next to you, that's an issue.

[2planka]

Find out who it was.

Next time you know he's in his lucky stall with the good jokes written on it, finish up before him and turn the light out on your way.