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Vegas Trip Report (not long)
Friday PM 3-6 at Mirage: Bad
Friday PM 6-12 at Mirage: Worse Saturday 3-6 at Mirage: Good Saturday 6-12 at Mirage: Better Watching HU tourney at Golden Nugget: Intriguing Meeting Fossilman: Cool Bacon Martini at Double Down: Weird Slayer on Office Bar jukebox: Rulin' Drunk Late night 6-12 at Mirage: Profitable Sunday Hangover: Painful Sunday NL at Harrah's: Boring [Except for winning $100 pot with 82o after raising 7X BB pre-flop and getting a caller on the flop who couldn't call on the river: Sweet] Throwing out my Harrah's food comp because it took an hour for the floorperson to get around to writing it: Vengeful Sunday 3-6 at Mirage: Straddle-y Sunday dinner and drinks at Peppermill: Funky Sunday 1-5 Stud at Mirage: Different Missing flight because wife was stuck in Taco Bell line: Lame KJS |
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Re: Vegas Trip Report (not long)
KJS's Vegas trip report: priceless.
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Re: Vegas Trip Report (not long)
Best. Trip Report. Ever.
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Slayer on Office Bar jukebox: Rulin' [/ QUOTE ] Awesome. Great report! |
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What is in a Bacon Martini?
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Bottle of Vodka with a strip of bacon in it, giving it the bacon flavor so needed in a cocktail with that name...
It also led to this exchange: "Was the bacon cooked?" "If you're going to put meat in a bottle, I think it's probably a good idea if you cook it first" |
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Brilliant!
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Other notable quotes:
Friend: "Are there ATMs in the casino?" Guy at Mirage: "What time does the poker room close?" Really drunk 1-5 Stud player: "I can't see straight, can you tell I can't see straight?" Friend: "I won 200 quarters, that's like forty bucks." Harrah's floorwoman after I tossed the comp: "That was kind of a di*k move." Stud dealer after a guy called a bet when I obviously had the winner and then said he knew he was beat: "Why'd you call it?" Reply: "I'm an alcoholic". Additions warden? KJS |
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Re: Vegas Trip Report (not long)
Cabdriver at the Mirage when he found out we were going to the Double Down: "You guys sure you want to go there?"
Drunk guy who had been playing in the Mirage poker room for hours: "Which casino am I in?" Guy playing 6-12 next to me on Friday night: "I had a friend who had a monkey..." KJS after taking that seat 1/2 hour later: "I had a friend in Thailand who had a monkey..." Plus many others only humorous in context. |
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