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| Al Bundy |
   
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9 | 37.50% |
| Homer Simpson |
  
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1 | 4.17% |
| Jack Tripper |
  
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1 | 4.17% |
| Magnum PI |
  
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0 | 0% |
| J.R. Ewing |
  
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0 | 0% |
| Sam Malone |
  
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3 | 12.50% |
| Joey from Friends |
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2 | 8.33% |
| The Glutton Voice from Hermans Head |
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1 | 4.17% |
| Hawkeye from Mash |
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3 | 12.50% |
| Other |
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4 | 16.67% |
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03-09-2005, 12:13 PM
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Re: random workday poll
does rocky count as a sports moment?
im pretty sure ive never pissed on my foot, but i have pissed on the toilet seat and then stepped in it cheers 
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03-09-2005, 12:23 PM
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im pretty sure ive never pissed on my foot, but i have pissed on the toilet seat and then stepped in it [/ QUOTE ] someone's gotta ask - why are you stepping on the toilet seat?
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#4
03-09-2005, 12:26 PM
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Re: random workday poll
Your pee-shiver one reminded me of something stupid I did. Sometimes for whatever reason I flush the toilet while I'm at the tail end of my piss, and last time I was staying at the Mirage, I was taking a pee in the bathroom in my room and did just that. Their toilets are like the super suction insta-flush ones and I got spray all over my legs and waist. As soon as it happened I started laughing really hard at myself and my stupidity. Chalk that one up on the stupid things I've done at the Mirage, along with grabbing a falling hot iron instinctively. Yes, I'm a dumbass apparently.
GoT
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#5
03-09-2005, 12:27 PM
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Re: random workday poll
I would assume he meant the spray "bounced" off the seat and onto the floor, then he stepped in that.
I could be wrong of course. Anyone ever forget to clean the pipes out after sex? The morning piss afterwards is an exercise in stream management.
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#7
03-09-2005, 12:33 PM
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Re: random workday poll
i flush public toilets typically by stomping on the handle w/ my left foot (using ur hand seems gross to me)
conceivably, if he was trying to flush while still in mid-pee, a la GoT, he might spray himself that way...
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#8
03-09-2005, 12:41 PM
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Re: random workday poll
I always bring out the Left Foot Flush Technique and The Standing Stall Elbow Flush. Can't touch that handle, even for just a pee, and God forbid I would have to sit and throw a deuce...
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03-09-2005, 12:45 PM
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Re: random workday poll
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I have accidentally sprayed a foot, during a pee-shiver [/ QUOTE ] Have you ever been so piss ass drunk, you go take a leak and your monster junk gets away from you. Kinda like a fire hose.
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03-09-2005, 01:04 PM
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Re: random workday poll
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Have you ever been so piss ass drunk [/ QUOTE ] yes [ QUOTE ] you go take a leak and your monster junk gets away from you. Kinda like a fire hose [/ QUOTE ] no cheers
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