TOEJAM Offilcal Thread. *Buckets of Bounties*

[GrannyMae]

i want the shirt.

i will come after you with any 2

[Adde]

we are on adde.... 2x for a HU knockout? BTW... i have a bounty of $29 on me in addition to the goon bounty... see this weeks "news of the week" for details

Indeed, $25 LL and 2x for HU. I'm heading towards your bounty thread now...

Adde

[GrannyMae]

[ QUOTE ]
And one more question, this one serious though. Does Paradise let you rebuy immediately like Stars, or is it after you bust?
~Justin

[/ QUOTE ]

as you sit, rebuy.

then u have the fools covered that do not

[nolanfan34]

I unfortunately will be unable to play tonight, as I won't get home until after the tournament is well underway. I look forward to railbirding, and seeing who wins the shirt!

[scott8]

I'm in, and I deposited 300$ - hope that's enough.
Screen name "ganeesee". [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[grouchie]

I'm sure as it gets closer to time and as the tournament wears on, It will become apparent that the biggest prize in the tourney is actually the shirt.

Oh the lucky ones who share a table with shirt man.

[VinnyTheFish]

I knew that there was an underground Granny fan club, but this has turned into a cult following! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[AngryCola]

This is a list of all known extra bounties at the time of this posting.
It is arranged in the alphabetical order of the bounty posters' Paradise names.

This is not an official list of any sort.
The complete and binding rules for each bounty are contained within their respective posts. Portions of this list were taken from Granny's previous compilation of extra bounties.

The account names, if different than their 2+2 accounts, are given in parenthesis.

* = A goon with a regular bounty (provided by Granny) on their head.


***** THE BOUNTIES *****


*_2000Flushes:
Available ONLY after break
If you eliminate me with K-high or worse, I'll give you $100.

Bounties put up by inthacup on 2kflushes-
1. If you knock out 2000Flushes with a flush, I'll throw a stick in his bicycle spokes while he's not looking. I'll take pictures.

2. If you knock out 2000Flushes with a runner straight when all in preflop, I'll mug him in a dark alley and leave him for dead

3. If you knock him out with Q-high or worse, I'll get him wasted and throw him overboard during PPM IV.


gk2400 (gklove2400) bounty put up by morgant:

$50 bounty for knocking gk2400 out of the tournament.
Morgant will also give gk2400 $50 if he is eliminated after getting the money in as a favorite.


Grouchie (grrouchie):

The lucky ducky that knocks me out of the tournament (after the rebuy period) with "Jeffery Dahmer", I will donate a hard earned 10 bucks to you.

If you make a straight out of it you get an extra 10 bucks.
If you make a flush out of it you get an extra 20 bucks.


*inthacup:

Bounty put on inthacup by 2kflushes-
If you eliminate Inthacup with a runner-runner wheel, I'll give you $1,000


*Synergistic Explosions(Jolly_Aces):

"I will be playing the HAMMER every time it is dealt to me. If I knock you out with the HAMMER and I place in the tournament, I will send everyone I knocked out with the HAMMER a MYSTERY ENVELOPE. Only the people who receive the MYSTERY ENVELOPE will ever know what the contents are. If someone who receives the MYSTERY ENVELOPE wishes to divulge its contents, that is their choice. However I will never release that information to anyone, so don't ask.

If I knock someone out with an unsuited HAMMER (7-2) and go on to place in the top 5, I will give them half of what I won, as well as the MYSTERY ENVELOPE.

Again, I will be HAMMERED on HABENEROS during this tourney. I will be playing every HAMMER that is dealt to me at least to the flop,even if I have to call an all in bet before me. I will do this because I will be in a morphine opiated state of mind caused by HABENEROS and excessive endorphin releases."


Jurollo (jurollo83):

I will bounty myself for $20

if I CAN'T make it my $20 bounty will go to the first person to email me a hand history KO'ing someone with a rivered set. If it is Microbob it will be $40. Otherwise if you knock me out it is $20, and KO'ing Micro with a rivered set is $20 as well.

$40 bones for knocking out mini bob with a rivered set!!

Bounty put up on Jurollo by MicroBob-
"If you knock out Jurollo with 99 or Q3s I will pay you $14.83."

*KingMarc(KingDVL):

$15 to anyone who eliminates the person who eliminates me with a pocket pair. So uhh, keep track or something.


microbob:

(if he can make it)
$50 bounty if you take me out with 72o AND go all-in pre-flop!!!

If you go all-in pre-flop AND knock me out with
93s
84o
73s
T5o
Jc4d
OR
6s2h
AND
afterwards say "Bob's Kitten Rules!!" I will pay you $52.19.

If you do all this AND catch a flush on the river the same hand I will add an extra $3.74.

Offer not valid to anyone named Jurollo.


*morgant:

1. i put a $150 bounty on Granny, only non Stars can win it........


on_thg:

I'll offer a $70 bounty to anyone who knocks me out with Jack Seven down


*DeathValley(RollaJ):

If you knock me out and do so by getting the majority of your money in as a favorite** you get $25.
If you manage the above with a suited one gapper that doesnt contain a picture card you get $50 total

If you manage the TWO above with exactly 5 - 3 you get a total of $100

as a favorite** examples:
If I raise to $100 preflop with AA and you call and flop a straight with 3 -5 and we get all in for $700 more you win the $100 bounty. But If I raised to $400 preflop and you call, and then call 700 on the flop and then catch on the turn and get me to put my last 1000 in when you are finally ahead....... you get nothing!, good day sir.

You will be required to post the hand history where you beat me, so that I can check the odds and see if you are entitled to the bounty.


*Cubswin(sauceisboss):

"There is a $29 bounty on my head (for the 29 straight games the illini won before getting knocked off this past weekend) for anyone who posts a comment about one of the articles in this thread and knocks me out of toejam. This offer is only valid if you post your comment before the start of toejam on tuesday."

Check Cubswin's "News of the Week 3/6/2005" thread for the articles.


*adde(Streamh):

$50 to anyone taking me out (after last rebuy) with a *real* BlackJack in the pockets. Ace + Ten, not AJ or AQ or AK.


*AngryCola (Suncrusher):

A measly $20 extra will go to a person who knocks me out after the rebuy period with Q7 or 96 offsuit.
All of Granny's rules apply, and you might want to send me a PM to be absolutely sure.


*ArchAngel71857 (TupperHarley):

1. Be at _2kf's table.
2. Announce "next hand I'm going all in."
3. Do it.
4. Knock him out.
5. He'll pay you $50.
or
get rid of Cup by having AcKs when he has AsKc. Have four clubs fall. Then he will donkey punch you.
-or-

Eliminate me when I have AA. Then you can give me the reach around.


VinnyTheFish:

I will send you the following shirt when you oust me from the tournament ... provided:

(1) you PM me you size and where to send the shirt.
(2) you actually want the shirt.
(3) you can wait 3 weeks for the shirt to made, etc.
(4) you do not mind that the shirt is soiled like granny nighty!
(5) NOOOO! The shirt cannot be exchanged for cash.
(6) You do not mind being slapped in the back of the head when you are playing a live ring game in a casino.

[Jurollo]

Nice work cola! Should be a fun night, got a lot of money floating around.
~Justin

[steveg]

OK Granny, One more fishbutt registered. my screen name is reorange.