I just got called a fish.

[jskills]

I'd still probably fold preflop.

But the rest is just fine. NH.

[VTDuffman]

Hero is in MP3 with A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Limper or two, I raise. BB 3-bets, fold, fold, I call.

Flop: (8 Small Bets, 2 players) 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] -- BB bets, fold, fold, Hero Raises, BB Calls.

Turn: (5 BB, 2 Players) 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] -- BB Bets, Hero Raises, BB Calls

River: (9 BB, 2 Players) 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] -- BB Checks, Hero Bets, BB Calls.

Hero wins 11 BB Pot with Nut Flush, BB Shows Jacks.

[I usually turn my chat off but this one time it happened to be up]

BB Says: "You got lucky."

Now because, I'm a moron, and my session was pretty much over anyway...I didn't reply with what I should have: "nh". It was also because I was on a wicked downswing, and this was my first good hand in a while, I go "Lucky? I had you beat on the flop."

He says "Yeah, that was lucky."

I then, [again mistakenly] proceed to tell him that I was only a 2:1 Dog on the flop, and was getting 8:1 on my pf call. Which isn't luck, it's good poker.

He then proceeds to use literally every line in the book:
-"U can go to hell for all I care."
-"U have a lot to learn about Poker."
-"I teach my freinds howto play cards for a fee."
-"I play 5/10, I'm just slumming in .5/1 to clear a bonus."
-"I'm 4 Tabling"
-"How much [bankroll] U got?" [Proceeds to rebuy for his entire $1000 bankroll, which is fascinating considering a)he's 4 tabling and b) that's only 100 BB in 5/10]
-"U want to play Heads Up?"
-"I play at Foxwoods every weekend."
-"I finished in the money at the WSOP last year."

I was dying laughing at this point...I guess I do have alot to learn about poker [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[gvibes]

[ QUOTE ]
I'd still probably fold preflop.

But the rest is just fine. NH.

[/ QUOTE ]

Me too. I'd call 45s, but fold 34s (usually).

[Dead]

You shouldn't say that crap about 8:1 and position in the chat. You're not trying to educate people. Just say, I'm the one stacking your chips bud.

[GrunchCan]

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You shouldn't say that crap about 8:1 and position in the chat. You're not trying to educate people. Just say, I'm the one stacking your chips bud.

[/ QUOTE ]

Exactly. Don't make them better. Just make them mad.

[VTDuffman]

[ QUOTE ]
You shouldn't say that crap about 8:1 and position in the chat. You're not trying to educate people. Just say, I'm the one stacking your chips bud.

[/ QUOTE ]

I know this, seriously, I was at the tail end of a 60BB downswing and had managed to keep the tilt under control for the last 6 hours or so. A comment like that just kind of set me off. I even said I was mistaken.

The point of my post was for everyone to get a good laugh out of his canned lines. Not to get a lecture about scaring the fishes. I already know not to do that [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Entity]

[ QUOTE ]
I'd still probably fold preflop.

But the rest is just fine. NH.

[/ QUOTE ]

The PF call is fine. I'd probably limp as weak as 53s here, and I consider 43s slightly stronger. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Rob

[Dead]

You're forgiven Duffman. I admire your work.

[As Zehn]

My absolute favorite Python episode. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[bozlax]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!