angry cola-is he a winning player? or just a bonus feeder?

[mike3076]

please tell amusing stories of your experiences playing against cola. at the end of the thread i will reveal a great story on his play/advice.

[AngryCola]

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please tell amusing stories of your experiences playing against cola. at the end of the thread i will reveal a great story on his play/advice.

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This is a sorry attempt at being amusing.

But have at it.

By the way, this IS the end of the thread.
Nobody here can say they've played with me lately.
If they have, they don't know it's me.

Any account on which I go by this name is one of my older aliases. Sometimes I'll screw around on UB and a few other places by playing cheap SNGs, though.

Also, what's your problem with me?
I have no doubt that I've given out false advice in the past. So, if you're trying to nail me on that, good luck.

Because if it's bad, I'll readily admit to it.
I don't always know everything.

Do you?

[mike3076]

IM AM TOTALLY KIDDING WITH YOU.
I MADE THE POST FOR YOU TO LAUGH AT.
IVE READ ALOT OF YOUR POSTS AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY ALWAYS FULL OF GOOD INSIGHT.
feel free to screw with me as well, i like a good joke.
and please dont get ANGRY-cola,ok?

[AngryCola]

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IM AM TOTALLY KIDDING WITH YOU.
I MADE THE POST FOR YOU TO LAUGH AT.
IVE READ ALOT OF YOUR POSTS AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY ALWAYS FULL OF GOOD INSIGHT.
feel free to screw with me as well, i like a good joke.
and please dont get ANGRY-cola,ok?

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I see.

Well, I've taken a certain amount of heat the last few days.
It's hard for me to tell sometimes.

I'm glad that I gave you a laugh, though.

You deserve it, because I did bite.

Silly me.
Nice hand. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[mike3076]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
IM AM TOTALLY KIDDING WITH YOU.
I MADE THE POST FOR YOU TO LAUGH AT.
IVE READ ALOT OF YOUR POSTS AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY ALWAYS FULL OF GOOD INSIGHT.
feel free to screw with me as well, i like a good joke.
and please dont get ANGRY-cola,ok?

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I see.

Well, I've taken a certain amount of heat the last few days.
It's hard for me to tell sometimes.

I'm glad that I gave you a laugh, though.

You deserve it, because I did bite.

Silly me.
Nice hand. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ] what heat are you talking about?
and how do i put cool pictures like the bart simpson one you had that said worst post ever? i got to have that!

[OldLearner]

You get my vote for troll of the year

A couple of your post/replies i've been unfortunate enough to read:

- Angry-Cola - winning player?

I'm surprised he even bothers responding to you. Nice job of ass kissing at the end of your post

- Bonus Whores - and food coupons

Not much needs to be said

- And the winner is Party Poker

Party Poker skims off their SNG's. Another conspiracy theory. But this is your most revealing post. There is no evidence to support online sites being rigged. Complete evidence to the contrary. There is a mounting body of evidence to support the theory that you are a troll/idiot/[censored] however.

'nuff said.

[Synergistic Explosions]

Bonus feeder? Is that someone who suckles financial nourishment from the breasts of online poker sites through deposit incentives?