berating fish

[Shang Chou]

I dont play hi enough stakes and am not anywhere good enough to be calling anyone a fish or making fun of someone who is bad at poker. Nonetheless, even I recognize when there are some god awful poker players at the table.

My favorite is when some bad player sucks out on someones AA or KK with some garbage I will give them a hi five and tell them "i love that hand!" Throw in an anecdote about how you won a huge pot with 39suited or watever just got shown down as well for good measure.

*edit: I should include the disclaimer that my poker results often entail me leaving the table with slightly less money than I started, but me and the so called "bad player" developing a wonderful friendship.