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#151
02-18-2005, 10:46 PM
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Re: Banned at Poo Mountain
Sweet. Now do "The Boyder"
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#152
02-18-2005, 10:49 PM
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Re: Banned at Poo Mountain
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Sweet. Now do "The Boyder" You take my chips, but I'll take your mom [/ QUOTE ] I see how it goes. I'm really burnt out right now. I am smoking P.O.T. I'll try to drum some stuff up in my head while I'm staring at the ceiling. Gonna hit the tables tomorrow. I'll smoke some P.O.T. and think about that too. |
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#154
02-19-2005, 05:05 AM
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Re: Banned at Poo Mountain
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[ QUOTE ] This is a legend thread. My girlfriend smokes pot but she's away in Barcelona. I used to smoke quite a bit when I lived in Africa but now I just take the occassional hit. There's half an ounce in the kitchen. I've been really serious about poker lately, reading all the books, being on the forum etc. But after reading this thread I'm tempted to go smoke a fat one, roll three more and place them at convinent positions, log on to party ...... and have some fun. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Now we are talking. When I used to play at Big Bet Poker, every once in awhile a manager would type into the chat that there would be a splash pot. What that meant is that the winner of the next hand would get an extra 5 or 10 bucks. I thought we should have a splash pot every hand. I decided to raise every hand until my money ran out. I was doing my own splash pots and smoking P.O.T. Your boy Daniel Negranue wrote an article in Card Player about three years ago about how when he was learning to play, he would occasionally raise every pot for an entire session, just so he could learn how to play better post flop. He said it would destroy your bankroll. He was right. But I smoke P.O.T. and don't care. You should do this at 1/2. It drives the table crazy and many people get freaked out and start leaving the table. And if you are smoking P.O.T. it is really fun. My problem is that I start at 5/10. I don't think Mason will write about this in Poker Essays IV. [/ QUOTE ] Playing on P.O.T report. Up 30BB. I just don't know what to say. My girlfriend is gonna kill me when she sees I smoked all her stash. |
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#158
02-19-2005, 01:00 PM
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Raising with sooteds and barren draws Walloping hard on the felt Chasing the weak-tights back to their holes Fighting them with maniac game Rake in the pot and begin to stack Women and children and Brown Thumbs attack [/ QUOTE ] This passage is great if you put it to the music. |
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#159
02-19-2005, 01:51 PM
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Sweet. Now do "The Boyder" You take my chips, but I'll take your mom [/ QUOTE ] The Scooper by Iron "Brown Thumb" Maiden You'll raise my blind but I'll raise yours too Chopping blinds is a game of poo. So if you're planning for the next attack We're both losing chips from our rack. The blinds are posted and the hand begins But on this felt table no one wins. The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath These Commerce players make me think death. The button's fearful as its folded to him. The drop's so high there's no way to win. He raises the blinds expecting them to fall The screams of pain as my comrades call The drop's now taken as the action's on. Look there fellas another four chips gone. We get so near yet so far away The drop box is emptied several times a day. I got a big hand and I'm ready to fight. It's the biggest pot of this long night. Cut-off pulls the trigger and I see the pot grow I count the chips with AA below. As I check-raise on the turn. I start to sense the familiar burn, He three bets it and its underway, I cap this sh!t cause I came to play. He's going to fire and I'll fire back, I need this hand to regrow my rack, Board shows three duces as the river runs, My two aces are the biggest guns My body's numb and my throat is dry, He too has aces and i want to die, The cards are gathered for another fight, But the table is now four chips light. |
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#160
02-19-2005, 06:11 PM
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Re: Banned at Poo Mountain
Ok Ladies: I've been smoking my P.O.T. and I cleared my expenses check.
I'm going to Party P right now. My handle is Nick76. |
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