I fed my laptop a protein shake - help?

[Unarmed]

Yup, a nice whey blend, all over the keyboard. Thing worked fine last night (finished my SNG!) but this morning it won't start properly. I can fire it up but all I get is a black screen.

Help?

[MelK]

[Unarmed]

No, see, thats coffee. I don't drink coffee so that doesn't help at all.

[MelK]

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No, see, thats coffee. I don't drink coffee so that doesn't help at all.

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Boy, am I stupid... and it wasn't even a picture of a laptop. Doooh! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[gorgeous]

Wow.. MelK, what kind of keyboard is that? It looks sweet...

[jasonHoldEm]

In college I got my laptop drunk by spilling about half a beer on the keyboard. He was hungover (had some glitches) for a couple days afterwards but fully recovered, so not all hope is lost. That being said, you should stick to beer as it sounds more computer friendly than protien shakes.

J

[HesseJam]

When Im watching porn on my laptop, I am very careful to not feed protein to it.

[bvaughn]

I spilled milk on my keyboard a few weeks ago, and it has not recovered completely yet. Everything except the keyboard works fine, but the keyboard is useless. I can still websurf and play poker on it, but I bought one of those $10 keyboards from Wal-Mart that plugs into the laptop, and it works just fine, cumbersome, but it works. I'm still pissed about the milk though!

[JellyFishy]

Take it to your intensive care department asap;
Open the body up;
Put it into anaethesia with white spirit or strong alcohol;
Disect and clean affected internal organs;
Leave it to wake from anaethesia;

If some organs are so badly affected, get replacement organs.

Man, You put me in the mood to disect something, I might call a girlfriend now.

[Cubswin]

I'm still pissed about the milk though!

No use crying over spilled milk [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] (that really was way too easy)