I finally understand poker

theredpill4 · #1 01-30-2005, 02:27 PM

this morning i was bored so i decided to play some 5/10 with what was left of my bankroll. well i got up to a thousand dollars! so i figured since i'm hot, why not play 5/10 nl to win as much as possible. i sat down and got AA on my FIRST HAND! i ended up doubling up when i hit a set of aces on the turn against a set of 4s. now i KNEW i was unstoppable. so i have a little over 2 thousand at the table when this happens.

i dont have the history cause i was too pissed, but basically i flopped a jack high flush with J4. i bet, he raised, so i though he had a set or two pair or something so i raise again, then he puts me allin! well the odds of him flopping a FUCKING flush against me are like a thousand to one, but you no what he had??? well you know my luck so you know he had the ace flush.

so now i know what poker is. no matter how much you win you will always lose it in the end. you all think you will win forever but no, it doesn't work that way. i won a lot but then bad luck always beats me, and it will beat you too.

now i'm going to go get some jack and get loaded, then after that i will go out with my REAL friends to find some REAL GIRLS and have fun like you stupid patheic nerds no nothing about. enjoy your little fantasy world of making pretend money that you will only lose.

FUpaymee · #2 01-30-2005, 02:35 PM

Thought you were busy in your $1 tourney this morning? You made 1000 and you're playing in the Big Buck tourney on paradise? Shut up.

PoBoy321 · #3 01-30-2005, 02:40 PM

Thank you. Please go have fun with your friends and no money. Stay out with them for as long as you possibly can and don't come back here. Ever.

krazyace5 · #4 01-30-2005, 03:10 PM

Out of material huh?
The flopped flush losing to flopped flush is the same story you used last week.

Oh yeah, fold preflop. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]