Bad beat thread... post all your bad beats here

[DemonDeac Holding Rockets]

i was jerkin off and my mom walked in

thats a TERRIBLE BEAT.





j/k. never happened, but that would suck

[brassnuts]

Well, one time... the manager of a Jack in a Box wouldn't serve me and my friends (like 20 people). So, one guy took a bag into the restroom, took a sh!t in it, and left it on a table in the middle of the seating area. Gives a whole new meaning to calling Jack in a Box, "Crap in a Sack."

[mmbt0ne]

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i was jerkin off and my mom walked in

thats a TERRIBLE BEAT.


j/k. never happened, but that would suck

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Oh man, one of my friends had a story like this. So he's in his room doing his business and whatnot. Well, he hears his mom coming up the stairs, which are right next to his door, which he has left open like a moron. By the time he realizes where she is, he is "past the point of no return." So he just rolls over and unloads into his sheets as his mom's walking into the room.

[Riskwise]

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i was jerkin off and my mom walked in

thats a TERRIBLE BEAT.


j/k. never happened, but that would suck

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Oh man, one of my friends had a story like this. So he's in his room doing his business and whatnot. Well, he hears his mom coming up the stairs, which are right next to his door, which he has left open like a moron. By the time he realizes where she is, he is "past the point of no return." So he just rolls over and unloads into his sheets as his mom's walking into the room.

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so was he going to sleep and he had the covers pulled up so she didnt know, or was he just wackin' it out in the open?

[mmbt0ne]

From what I understand, he was bare-assed laying on his stomach when she walked in.

[DemonDeac Holding Rockets]

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i was jerkin off and my mom walked in

thats a TERRIBLE BEAT.


j/k. never happened, but that would suck

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Oh man, one of my friends had a story like this. So he's in his room doing his business and whatnot. Well, he hears his mom coming up the stairs, which are right next to his door, which he has left open like a moron. By the time he realizes where she is, he is "past the point of no return." So he just rolls over and unloads into his sheets as his mom's walking into the room.

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thats nasty, that'll ruin your weekend for sure

[PhatTBoll]

I've got you both beat.

I was spending the summer living in my frat house and taking summer classes. There were only like 4 or 5 guys living in this whole house, which gave it a pretty empty feeling. I woke up one afternoon really hungry, and I went to see if one of the guys wanted to grab some food. His door was slightly ajar, so I gave it a quick rap and pushed it open.
His girlfriend was lying on his bed, half-covered with bed sheets, and she was going at herself like no tomorrow. She was in full "O face" mode; no doubt as to what she was doing. I let out a quick gasp of surprise, then quickly walked back down the hallway to my room. As I was walking, I heard the door slam and lock behind me. I got back to my room and laughed for a good 20 minutes.
She already had a reputation for being a sketchy skank, so I had no problem with telling everybody I knew what had happened.

Now that was a bad beat...for her.

[Rick Diesel]

but I didn't.

[bigredlemon]

Busting out of the bubble all night. Pushing from a dominating position but always getting sucked out on. What a night. Catching the wife with a gardening hose is just marginally worse.

[bigredlemon]

Arrggh... two bad beats in a row.

I flop the nut full house with KJ on KJJ flop. K pops on the turn for a slit pot. He had K8!!??

Next hand. I re-raise all in PF with AK, and gets called by AQ. Flop comes AQx!!??