Favorite Quote

[A_C_Slater]

"I have existed from the morning of the world; And I shall exist until the last stars fall from the heavens. Even though I have taken the form of Gaias Caligula, I am all men, as I am no man, and so I am a God." ---

Caligula after awakening from a 2 month coma. He then went on to kill senators indiscriminately and for fun. He also ordered wild sex orgies with their wives. Before the unexplained coma he was a model emperor.

[bismillahno]

Former New Zealand prime minister, Rob Muldoon

"When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, the average IQ of both countries increases"

[jakethebake]

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I'm surprised there haven't been more responses, I love a good quote. It would be nice to make a list of all the great quotes I've heard but I'm too lazy for that. Anyway, here are a couple more,

"fortune favours the bold"
"i imagine girls like bugs, have a dim perception that god played a cruel trick on them but really lack the intelligence to comprehend that magnitude of it"

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Quote from Calvin? Probably aren't more responses because there was a favorite quotes thread just a couple of weeks ago.

[jakethebake]

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Former New Zealand prime minister, Rob Muldoon

"When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, the average IQ of both countries increases"

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In Texas we say the same thing about Aggies moving to Louisiana. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[knifeandfork]

"i need a blowjob from kristy turlington"
"beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy"

[beerbandit]

"after this case and the next case, theres only one more case!"

barney -- the simpsons


cheers

[Richard Tanner]

Almost right
A: Winston you're drunk
WC: Yes ma'am and you are ugly, the difference is I'll be sober in the morning.

Cody

[1800GAMBLER]

* Now talking in #twoplustwo
* Topic is 'I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much dependent on whether I have bread.'
* Set by ZeeJustin!ZeeJustin@zeejustin.student.umd.edu on Tue Nov 30 07:57:01

Competition over. Go home folks.

[Blarg]

The versions I see here seem dumbed down and much less funny than the rendering of it that I remember.

Woman to Churchill: "You are drunk!"

Churchill: And you, madam, are very ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."

Much, much better.

[Blarg]

My favorite Wilde one is, "I can resist anything -- except temptation."