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[GrannyMae]

hi evan,

how old are you? i know you are of age, but damn. you look 14

do you have a girlfriend? my neice thinks you are cute, and if you date her she likely will come with a laptop.

but NO SEX, OK?!?!?

[KingMarc]

I'm gonna get my full cashout too..

And granny, I'll take that offer if Evan turns her down.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[SackUp]

Haha, we are getting OT, but you should post a pic of your niece granny [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

We should have a 2+2 auction. Raise money for the board.

[serling]

You guys do realize that Granny's niece is 73 years old, right? Though she could pass for 70.

[Lawrence Ng]

I tried playing BJ switch..and it was way too slow for me. I just played regular BJ. I set speeed to max and just let it zip right through, finished the 480 points I needed in 1.5 hours.

Lawrence

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[GrannyMae]

post a pic of your niece granny

my niece is a genetic freak. i.e. she is gorgeous, and obviously secretly adopted cuz the rest of us are beasts.

you guys would think she is a hottie and try something. then i would have to cut off a TON of peckers, so no dates for anyone.

anyway, she only wants evan. why, i don't know. that's the ugliest pic i ever saw in my life. i was gonna ask her why she thinks he is cute, but i'm afraid the answer will reference the tongue and granny don't talk about stuff like this with her 18 year old neice.

i just provide the dowry

[Luv2DriveTT]

Granny:

Tell your niece that I can personally vouch for Evan, he is a much better looking guy than it shows in that horrid picture. He has got those all-american boyish good looks, and since he is about as tall as Tom Cruse he could be a movie star(now I know your niece is realy interested after hearing that!)

HOWEVER I won't let your niece near Evan unless

1) I get a piece of the action. Not your niece's action, I want a percentage of the dowery.

2) You send Evan a PM with a picture FIRST. Evan always reserves the right of first refusal, he may be a gambling man but he knows his odds a little too well.

3) You must qualify the make and model of the laptop in advance. Only quality goods are alowed, 17" screens or larger with AMD64 chips will suffice. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Evan's going to kill me for posting this.... but thats what he gets for hanging around an old fart like me.

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[Evan]

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how old are you?

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19, yes seriosuly

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i know you are of age, but damn. you look 14

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That's higher than most people guess. Ask sfer how old I am and see if he even gives you double digits (and he knows me).

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do you have a girlfriend?

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No

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my neice thinks you are cute

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[img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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if you date her she likely will come with a laptop.

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I'm confused...does that mean she will show up with a laptop or that I will get a laptop as some sort of compensation?

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but NO SEX, OK?!?!?

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Ummm....okay, but that better be a really nice laptop.

[Evan]

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that's the ugliest pic i ever saw in my life

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hahahaha. I was pretty damn drunk at the time that pic was taken (about a year ago). But its the only one of myself that I have on this computer and I like it. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]