Six Handed Finished in 10 minutes, UB

[WhiskyRiver]

Why can't they all go this way? I get off to a good start getting rid of some unobservant players, one with a flopped straight and the other with a flopped set from the big blind. That one I checked the flop with the top set, he bet big, I check raised, he re-raised all in. Third guy I take out not long after with KQ and a full house on the turn. Not long after I've got almost 5000 in chips against their stacks, call TWO all-ins with my QQ against AA and JJ, catch my Q on the turn. I repeat, why can't they all be like that?