F, Marry, Kill

[mikeyp]

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ala the stern show

Scenario 1: Halle Barry, Jennifer Anniston, Denise Richards


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1: I "F" Denise Richards, because she's hot. I marry Jennifer Aniston, because she's the kind of hot I'd like to bang every night. And I kill Halle Berry, because shes a whacked out bitch.



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Exactly what I was going to do.

[ThaSaltCracka]

irrelavent, she is also the ugliest of the three.

[kyro]

i can see where you're coming from, but there's something about her that says "f*** me right now." If it was Halle Berry was in almost any other group, she'd be the doee, but I really have a thing for Denise Richards.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I was just about to post that apparently Denise is now in Playboy [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img].

[nothumb]

El D is 100% correct.

Halle Berry is way hotter than Denise Richards. Not close. Not at all. Denise Richards is really 3rd rate, B-movie, making out with Neve Cambpell on a La-Z-Boy cute. If you are into nailing trailer trash then keep her. Also, I would much rather see more Halle Berry movies than Denise Richards movies, so I would have to kill Richards.

Marry Anniston, mainly because she was in Office Space and I hear Halle keeps 'em on a real tight leash.

The second one is tougher. It's really not possible to give reasons. Except I might be tempted to snog Davis (while imagining her making out with Rosie in the dug-out between shoots in "A League of Their Own" while Madonna masturbates) and marry Russo, because she seems like a quality chick and Benning has taken a few roles lately that make me think she might be unstable.

I guess you're probably not supposed to think this much about something like this.

[kyro]

seen 'em [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[kyro]

i dunno, i seem to be the only person who finds denise richards gorgeous. she's easily in my top 5 (behind ms. aniston of course)

[Rounder041]

Do Halley, and only once, whatever, Ill do her however many times I please. Marry Jennifer (do her however many too!), and kill denise(HER TOO!).

[NLSoldier]

Umm, Rounder, why dont you go reread the rules. I think for cheating you should have to go reply to the Brad Pitt vs Fatty thread.

[Rounder041]

Not only am I choosing fatty because she is a SHE, but because she has SO MANY OPTIONS! I mean seriously guys, who is only going for the butt when you can picka crevice here, pick a fold of skin there, and you are golden! it changes everytime, unlimited possibilities, the F-ing goes on and on.