Best...table chat...ever...

[Niwa]

Haha, I pity the fool.

[jmrogers7]

HAHA! I have played against that guy before but I have never seen him chat. That is freakin' hysterical!

After reading the other posts in this thread, I must either be blind or not paying attention. I didn't notice his chat when i played him. Of course, maybe I just never busted his hand while he was at my table. otherwise, I'm sure I'd have received a death threat or something!

[MicroBob]

as I've said before....I like to respond inappropriately positively to chat such as this. it kind of keeps the mood a bit lighter and perhaps keeps the game from breaking-up...besides it's fun.

so....my response to this guy might be something like:


Angryman: are you XXXXing retarded
me: yup. you betcha.
Angryman: seriously
me: definitely. without question.
Angryman: WHAT THE XXXX ARE YOU XXXXING DOING
me: I'm playing poker on my computer. what are you doing?
Angryman: WHAT THE XXXX ARE YOU THINKING
me: I'm thinking about folding this hand. it isn't very good.
Angryman: you were drawing to a XXXXING 3 HIGH FLUSH
AGAINST A SET OF QUEENS
me: yup. I get lucky sometimes. sorry.
Angryman: I hope you die in your sleep
me: thank you.
Angryman: set of queens cracked by 3-6 os
me: yup. It's Fun!!!!!!
Angryman: I honestly hope you die in your sleep
me: ty
Angryman: and I hope it is horrible
me: me too.
Angryman: a long, lingering death, filled with pain and
blood
me: ty

[MicroBob]

i've run across the domo-meister as well.
He's pretty obnoxious and a ton of fun.

[jwp]

Was on a 5/10 table with him last nights where he seemed surprised to learn that @$$hole was a blocked/censored word by Party. I asked him why he was surprised, and he said he thought Party would let people act like adults!!!

I asked him if adults generally sat around calling each @$$holes.

Joe

[frizzfreeling]

If you're going to the trouble of blacking out one person's name, you really should do them all, IMO. I was under the impression that we weren't supposed to point out specific players (like telling people who your favorite fish is by name) in a negative way.

Thats a "respect" thing. This guy obviously doesnt deserve respect.....

[Bluffoon]

His antics are unbelievable. I have seen him in various places for over a year and he is always abusive. I think he is one of those clowns that tries to put the table on tilt by being obnoxious.

[Gambit]

He's angry, but couldn't beat an ace high hand?

[mikeyp]

Haha I didnt notice that earlier when reading this post.

[colgin]

I seem to find myself at Domo's table quite a bit (including earlier this evening). He can get testy but I have never seen anything that bad.