Becoming a Punk

Steven Punk · #1 10-29-2004, 09:35 AM

Punk Nation membors enjoy benefits that other former peasant people can only dream of having.

Going to a night club with a long line? Simply flash your Punk ID and you are expidighted straight into the club. Now if yours truly goes they put me in the main cage where the cameras keep viewing me with the hotest debutaunt and Punk gets jiggy with it.

Ah the days some of you may harken back to the day where Punk busted a move on American Band Stand and even Soul Train couldn't resist presenting the Punk with a Fly Gurl.

Yes when I am ONLINE GAMBLING I think of converticements that I've had with Dick Clarck over the senturies.

At any rate you second class dirty citizens you can cleanzz yourself at the Punk acedemy where our peasants go through boot camp as well as some door ways. Then you will be ready to truly bust a Punk and win when you ONLINE GAMBLE.

-His Punkness

spamuell · #2 10-29-2004, 09:43 AM

Do you have some ID which means you don't get kicked off the Party waiting lists?

Steven Punk · #3 10-29-2004, 09:49 AM

Waiting list? Surely you jest.

You need to stay in school my simple child. When Punk gets it on they will simply replace someone with the Punk. It adds value to there stock.

I could use a court jesters apprentice you show some comical potential. Wash yourself up and who knows?

jakethebake · #4 10-29-2004, 09:55 AM

Anyone second it?

Steven Punk · #5 10-29-2004, 09:57 AM

How dare you insult me? Do you know who I am?

I throw my white gloves in your face and challenge you to a joust.

TommyTutone · #6 10-29-2004, 11:21 AM

Is the utter inability to spell a benefit of being in your elite group or just a method to identify members?

westmt01 · #7 10-29-2004, 11:35 AM

Very much so. Mat keeps saying he's going to get rid of the garbage like this, so I hope he closes down Punk soon. It's tiresome and annoying, completely unfunny and utterly useless.

westmt01 · #8 10-29-2004, 11:37 AM

He's trying to be funny. Unsuccessfully.

spamuell · #9 10-29-2004, 11:46 AM

He's trying to be funny. Unsuccessfully.

I know I'm not a Zooer so I am not constantly faced with a barrage of his posts and I have no credibility here, but I find Punk pretty funny.

Sorry to all of you who hate him and think that it's people like me who encourage him.

G Money · #10 10-29-2004, 11:53 AM

Some of this crazy cracker's stuff is funny.

Trying to get the mental picture of old dude getting jiggy with it on Soul train with a fine sista out of my head so I stop cracking at work. No he didn't go and say that.

If most think he is bad for the forum run a poll and I bet most either don't care or actually like his bald ass posts.