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Old 09-29-2004, 12:51 PM
OldLearner OldLearner is offline
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Default My excuse

If I come across the wrong way sometimes, or ruffle some feathers here or there, don't be too hard on me, because

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(clears throat)
Hey.
I'm not a lumberjack,
or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister,
not a President.
I speak English and French,
NOT American.
and I pronouce it ABOUT,
NOT A BOOT.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!

CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JOE!
AND I AM CANADIAN!


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Old 09-29-2004, 01:38 PM
BradleyT BradleyT is offline
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Default Re: My excuse

Hope you stay there too.
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:42 PM
westmt01 westmt01 is offline
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Default Re: My excuse

If Canada is the best part of North America, how do you explain Paul Martin?

But then again, the U.S. can claim Gary Bettman as its own.

I guess there are problems on both sides of the border.
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:51 PM
thomastem thomastem is offline
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Default Re: My excuse

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AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.


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You are ok in my book. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Does nobility extend to cousins "Shaved" and "Wet"?
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