Funny Hand History (long)

David · #1 09-26-2004, 12:52 AM

Hand History
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HAND DETAILS
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Hand Number XXXXXXX
Start Date 2004-09-26
End Date 2004-09-26
Pot Size $ 337.00
Rake $ 3.00
Game Type Hold'Em
Play Mode Real Money
Table Name XXXXXXX
Structure Fixed
Table Stakes Min Bet Max Bet Antes Blinds
$ 5.00 $ 10.00 $ 2.00 $ 5.00

Community Cards 7 Q 6 Q 9

PLAYER INFORMATION
Screen Name Seat position Cards Dealt Start/End Amount Total Bet Win/Loss Amount
XXXX 1 $ 121.60 / $ 121.60 $ 0.00 $ 0.00
XXXX 2 $ 117.00 / $ 97.00 $ 20.00 $ -20.00
XXXX 3 $ 463.00 / $ 443.00 $ 20.00 $ -20.00
HERO 4 A A $ 141.75 / $ 408.75 $ 70.00 $ 267.00
XXXX 5 $ 432.00 / $ 412.00 $ 20.00 $ 20.00 XXXX 6 4 2 $ 165.44 / $ 95.44 $ 70.00 $ -70.00
XXXX 7 K 8 $ 446.00 / $ 376.00 $ 70.00 $ -70.00
XXXX 8 3 3 $ 50.00 / $ 0.00 $ 50.00 $ -50.00
XXXX 9 $ 247.00 / $ 247.00 $ 0.00 $ 0.00
XXXX 10 $ 521.00 / $ 501.00 $ 20.00 $ -20.00

HAND ACTIONS
Player Action Action Data Time Stamp
HERO Set dealer/Bring in spot 4 00:08:51
XXXX Ante/Small blind $ 2.00 00:08:51
XXXX Big blind/Bring in $ 5.00 00:08:51
XXXX Card dealt to a spot 00:08:51
XXXX Card dealt to a spot 00:08:51
XXXX Card dealt to a spot 00:08:51
HERO Card dealt to a spot A A 00:08:51
XXXX Card dealt to a spot 00:08:51
XXXX Card dealt to a spot 4 2 00:08:51
XXXX Card dealt to a spot K 8 00:08:51
XXXX Card dealt to a spot 3 3 00:08:51
XXXX Card dealt to a spot 00:08:51
XXXX Card dealt to a spot 00:08:51
XXXX Call $ 5.00 00:08:59
XXXX Raise $ 10.00 00:09:00
XXXX Fold $ 0.00 00:09:01
XXXX Call $ 10.00 00:09:03
XXXX Fold $ 0.00 00:09:05
XXXX Call $ 10.00 00:09:07
XXXX Call $ 10.00 00:09:07
HERO Raise $ 15.00 00:09:08
XXXX Call $ 13.00 00:09:08
XXXX Call $ 10.00 00:09:10
XXXX Call $ 10.00 00:09:12
XXXX Raise $ 10.00 00:09:13
XXXX Call $ 10.00 00:09:15
XXXX Call $ 10.00 00:09:15
XXXX Call $ 10.00 00:09:15
HERO Call $ 5.00 00:09:17
XXXX Call $ 5.00 00:09:18
XXXX Call $ 5.00 00:09:20
XXXX Call $ 5.00 00:09:21
Rake amount $ 3.00 00:09:21
Betting round completed Last active pot = $157.00 00:09:21
Card dealt to table 7 Q 6 00:09:21
XXXX Check 00:09:25
XXXX Bet $ 5.00 00:09:28
XXXX Call $ 5.00 00:09:30
XXXX Raise $ 10.00 00:09:31
XXXX Fold $ 0.00 00:09:32
XXXX Fold $ 0.00 00:09:34
XXXX Fold $ 0.00 00:09:35
HERO Call $ 10.00 00:09:36
XXXX Fold $ 0.00 00:09:36
XXXX Raise $ 10.00 00:09:37
XXXX Call $ 10.00 00:09:39
XXXX Call $ 5.00 00:09:40
HERO Call $ 5.00 00:09:41
Betting round completed Last active pot = $217.00 00:09:41
Card dealt to table Q 00:09:41
XXXX Bet $ 10.00 00:09:44
XXXX Call $ 10.00 00:09:47
XXXX All-in $ 15.00 00:09:48
HERO Call $ 15.00 00:09:50
XXXX Raise $ 15.00 00:09:51
XXXX Call $ 15.00 00:09:55
HERO Call $ 10.00 00:09:56
Betting round completed Last active pot = $30.00
Side pot 8 = $277.00 00:09:56
Card dealt to table 9 00:09:56
XXXX Check 00:10:00
XXXX Bet $ 10.00 00:10:02
HERO Call $ 10.00 00:10:03
XXXX Call $ 10.00 00:10:05
Betting round completed Last active pot = $60.00
Side pot 8 = $277.00 00:10:05
XXXX Showdown Show card: Flush
K Q 9 7 6 00:10:05
HERO Showdown Show card: Flush
A Q 9 7 6 00:10:05
XXXX Showdown Muck card: Flush
Q 9 7 6 4 00:10:05
XXXX Showdown Muck card: Flush
Q 9 7 6 3 00:10:10
HERO Hand result $ 337.00 00:10:10

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Yes,I know I played it weak postflop, was an extremely wild maniacal table and I was down a little. I can tell you for sure after playing this site for a few days.....it's way looser than those ROCK GARDENS Party Poker and Pacific Poker. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Alobar · #2 09-26-2004, 02:11 AM

how about running that hand through a converter next time, or posting the details where they actually make sense (like say for instance if the suits were displayed)

Lazymeatball · #3 09-26-2004, 03:09 AM

What site is this from?
And I don't think anyone is going to take the time to actualy read through that convoluted hand history. So far I can decipher that you had AA, after that, I'm gonna need the Rosetta Stone.

AncientPC · #4 09-26-2004, 03:17 AM

Which site is this to make Party and Pacific look like rock gardens?

All I got was hero had AA and won with 4 flush on table.

Mike Haven · #5 09-26-2004, 06:54 AM

That move by XXXX was a bit weird, I agree.

I'm not sure I would call it funny.

Funny is usually meant to make you laugh or smile. Not make you feel irritated.

Now, this is funny:

A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the recent Southern California fires. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the firefighters as they battled the blazes. When the
photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground-level. So he requested permission to rent a plane and take photos
from the air.

His request was approved, and arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport, where a single-engine plane would be waiting for him.

He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!"

The pilot swung the plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air. The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I am a photographer for a national magazine," he responded, "and I need some close-up shots."

The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, "So, you're telling me you're not the flight instructor?"

Granite · #6 09-26-2004, 07:33 AM

hehe, yeah mike's is waaaaay funnier.

imitation · #7 09-26-2004, 08:01 AM

Mike saves thread I lolled

David · #8 09-26-2004, 11:47 AM

LoL, your right, I didn't even notice it did not show suits. It was late and I was tired, sorry. Where can I run a HH through a "converter". And yes, weird hand history format. First time I have ever seen one so screwed up. Sorry, I just copied and pasted then XXXX'd out the names to protect the, ummmmmm, I don't know. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Justin A · #9 09-26-2004, 12:15 PM

[ QUOTE ]
A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the recent Southern California fires. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the firefighters as they battled the blazes. When the
photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground-level. So he requested permission to rent a plane and take photos
from the air.

His request was approved, and arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport, where a single-engine plane would be waiting for him.

He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!"

The pilot swung the plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air. The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I am a photographer for a national magazine," he responded, "and I need some close-up shots."

The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, "So, you're telling me you're not the flight instructor?"

[/ QUOTE ]

Wait, so he got on the wrong plane?

Justin A