my drunken friend just pissed on my carpet

[imported_The Vibesman]

Once after a night of drinking a bunch of us were passed out on my buddy Ron's living room floor. Jay gets up, drunk, walks over to where Ron is lying in a sleeping bag, whips it out and starts to piss on Ron. Had no clue what was going on. Ron wakes up drunk, confused, and scared and cries out, then covers his head with the sleeping bag. Hilarity ensues.

Good times.