my drunken friend just pissed on my carpet
 

so, we got home from the bars about two and a half hours ago, and I just woke up to my friend pissing on my carpet. He is really drunk right now, and has passed back out on my couch, murmering something about bacon [censored] in his scottish accent. basically, what I need to know right now is, should I mess with him, and how should I mess with him. He is starting a job in 3 1/2 hours

Re: my drunken friend just pissed on my carpet
 

take his wallet

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He is starting a job in 3 1/2 hours

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"Starting" like it's his first day? Wait until next time.

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I'd bet money that he doesn't make it to his job on time.

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I blame you for not keeping the bathroom in your place in the same place as his.

I had a buddy that did the same thing in the dorms once. Walked down the hall as normal but hooked a left one door before the bathroom. Pissed all over some poor bastards sock drawer.

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yes, as in his first day. If I had markers, I'd draw on him

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Drag him onto the wet carpet.

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Drag him onto the wet carpet.

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winner

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That rug really tied the room together man.

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he'll be punished enough - I started a job once with a hangover - ah mother, longest first day ever, and you can't call in sick and go home early -

RB