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***** Hand History for Game 2800806115 *****
$1000 PL Omaha Hi/Lo - Friday, September 30, 11:34:34 EDT 2005
Table Table 36532 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 2: moukrine ( $409.50 )
Seat 4: pokeritis ( $100.50 )
Seat 6: DEUCES65 ( $964.62 )
Seat 8: Man___Sauce ( $950 )
Seat 9: CaliSugarDad ( $990 )
Seat 10: YinYan53 ( $997.75 )
Seat 1: FortunateFlp ( $546.30 )
Seat 7: singslim ( $1069 )
Seat 3: pkrjoker ( $485 )
Seat 5: bear1965 ( $1000 )
singslim posts small blind [$5].
Man___Sauce posts big blind [$10].
bear1965 posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
CaliSugarDad folds.
YinYan53 folds.
FortunateFlp calls [$10].
moukrine folds.
pkrjoker folds.
pokeritis folds.
bear1965 checks.
DEUCES65 raises [$55].
singslim calls [$50].
Man___Sauce calls [$45].
FortunateFlp folds.
bear1965 calls [$45].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7d, 5s, 2s ]
singslim checks.
Man___Sauce bets [$227].
bear1965 folds.
DEUCES65 folds.
singslim calls [$227].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Th ]
singslim checks.
Man___Sauce is all-In [$668]
singslim calls [$668].
** Dealing River ** [ 3d ]
singslim shows [ 3h, 4d, Kc, Ad ] a straight, ace to five.
singslim shows 5,4,3,2,A for low.
Man___Sauce doesn't show [ 3s, 7s, Kd, 2d ] two pairs, sevens and threes.
singslim wins $1008.50 from the main pot with a straight, ace to five.
singslim wins Lo ($1008.50) from the main pot with 5,4,3,2,A.

Man___Sauce: oh man
Man___Sauce: why am I playnig so badly? and why do people like low only hands...
Man___Sauce: I'm going ot break you so hard sing
Man___Sauce: leave now if you want any hope of keeping that money