Hilarious Chat
 

Wait for the chat after this hand, it's a classic!

***** Hand History for Game 2800806115 *****
$1000 PL Omaha Hi/Lo - Friday, September 30, 11:34:34 EDT 2005
Table Table 36532 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 2: moukrine ( $409.50 )
Seat 4: pokeritis ( $100.50 )
Seat 6: DEUCES65 ( $964.62 )
Seat 8: Man___Sauce ( $950 )
Seat 9: CaliSugarDad ( $990 )
Seat 10: YinYan53 ( $997.75 )
Seat 1: FortunateFlp ( $546.30 )
Seat 7: singslim ( $1069 )
Seat 3: pkrjoker ( $485 )
Seat 5: bear1965 ( $1000 )
singslim posts small blind [$5].
Man___Sauce posts big blind [$10].
bear1965 posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
CaliSugarDad folds.
YinYan53 folds.
FortunateFlp calls [$10].
moukrine folds.
pkrjoker folds.
pokeritis folds.
bear1965 checks.
DEUCES65 raises [$55].
singslim calls [$50].
Man___Sauce calls [$45].
FortunateFlp folds.
bear1965 calls [$45].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7d, 5s, 2s ]
singslim checks.
Man___Sauce bets [$227].
bear1965 folds.
DEUCES65 folds.
singslim calls [$227].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Th ]
singslim checks.
Man___Sauce is all-In [$668]
singslim calls [$668].
** Dealing River ** [ 3d ]
singslim shows [ 3h, 4d, Kc, Ad ] a straight, ace to five.
singslim shows 5,4,3,2,A for low.
Man___Sauce doesn't show [ 3s, 7s, Kd, 2d ] two pairs, sevens and threes.
singslim wins $1008.50 from the main pot with a straight, ace to five.
singslim wins Lo ($1008.50) from the main pot with 5,4,3,2,A.

Man___Sauce: oh man
Man___Sauce: why am I playnig so badly? and why do people like low only hands...
Man___Sauce: I'm going ot break you so hard sing
Man___Sauce: leave now if you want any hope of keeping that money

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I needed some humor this afternoon.

Thank you for that post.

NJC

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LMAO. Thats good.

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IMO, the funniest part of this post is that--as usual--Ribbo is not sitting at the table.

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He saw the name "man____sauce" and was naturally intrigued.

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IMO, the funniest part of this post is that--as usual--Ribbo is not sitting at the table.

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Congrats on making no sense. Aren't you allowed to watch other people play poker now? Would you care to fill the rest of us in on some rule you know that no-one else does?

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IMO, the funniest part of this post is that--as usual--Ribbo is not sitting at the table.

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Congrats on making no sense. Aren't you allowed to watch other people play poker now? Would you care to fill the rest of us in on some rule you know that no-one else does?

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No rule--it's just amusing to me that you make the occasional post containing the subtext that the higher levels are populated with bad players, when in fact that generally isn't true. I suspect you know this, otherwise you'd take a seat and relieve these fools of their bankrolls.

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The games I watched today for almost 2 hours at $400 and $1000 were appalling. It was 2 hours of people playing terribly. It's something I do while i'm writing articles, I can often get inspiration from plays.

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Those who can, do; those who can't, teach?

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Wow, this chat IS hysterical.