Greenstein admits error, agrees to list Dogmeat

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In what is being hailed as a stunning victory for Dogmeat, Barry Greenstein admits "there may have been errors regarding the omission of certain elite players, and I will look at adding names in the future."

Greenstein, who crumbled under the boycott pressure of Dogmeat, wanted to be clear, and had this to say about the time frame involved: "I will be adding Dogmeat some time between this evening, and when hell freezes over."

Dogmeat is said to be sunning himself by the pool in his Phoenix backyard where the temperature is currrently 112 degrees. He is unaware that his inclusion on the "elite" list will not happen until his pool resembles a giant popsicle.

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