Best lines heard across a poker table (or on chat)

[Little Lew]

My nomination

2/4 HE table at Trop in AC
New player,wearing camouflage jacket, green Army style pants, dark shades and a scowl, stuffs his beret in his belt and sits down. An older player across the table looks at him for a minute, leans over a says in a loud whisper: "Are we expecting an attack soon?"

New guy posts, spews chips for half an orbit and leaves.