Best lines heard across a poker table (or on chat)
 

My nomination

2/4 HE table at Trop in AC
New player,wearing camouflage jacket, green Army style pants, dark shades and a scowl, stuffs his beret in his belt and sits down. An older player across the table looks at him for a minute, leans over a says in a loud whisper: "Are we expecting an attack soon?"

New guy posts, spews chips for half an orbit and leaves.

Re: Best lines heard across a poker table (or on chat)
 

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My nomination

2/4 HE table at Trop in AC
New player,wearing camouflage jacket, green Army style pants, dark shades and a scowl, stuffs his beret in his belt and sits down. An older player across the table looks at him for a minute, leans over a says in a loud whisper: "Are we expecting an attack soon?"

New guy posts, spews chips for half an orbit and leaves.

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I'm satill laughing.

Re: Best lines heard across a poker table (or on chat)
 

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