What makes dealers the most mad?

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--Adults who act like children. Sulking. Pouting. Throwing things.

--There is no reason to swear. None. If I ever become a cardroom manager, I'm fining everybody $1 for everything past "hell" or "damn", with the money going to charity. You don't have to pay the fine--and we don't have to deal to you. Some of these guys start dropping ten or twenty bucks a night, they will straighten up, or go be miserable somewhere else.

--If the dealer asks you to slide over to your left, he doesn't mean "wiggle in your chair". He means MOVE THE DAMN CHAIR, and more than a quarter-inch. The wiggle bothers me; the quarter-inch bothers me; but my favorite is the look I get after the quarter-inch, which is clearly, "What? You expect me to move MORE than that? I'm making every effort to cooperate, dealer, and you're being totally unreasonable!" Yeah, like I WANT to stop the game and haggle with you over territory.

--Believe it or not, the actual poker stuff mentioned (not knowing the bet, playing out of turn, making me stretch) doesn't even bother me. I understand that when your brain is focused on the game, some of the auto-pilot things don't get done.

--IOW, it's the between-hands crap that irritates me.