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Old 11-11-2005, 03:30 AM
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Default If Mankind could ask one question of God

Inspired by the South Park episode I just watched in where Stan uses up mankind's one question to God by asking about his period. What do you think we should ask?

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Old 11-11-2005, 04:07 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Not God exactly, but I'd like to ask Jesus how much he used to charge for shelves during his carpentry days.
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Old 11-11-2005, 04:10 AM
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LOL,, As soon as I saw the title, I was like "this dude just watched south park too"

I would ask for the power to discover human kind's greatest weakness, and how I could profit off of it. Then I'd probably be sent straight to hell.
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Old 11-11-2005, 04:20 AM
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LOL,, As soon as I saw the title, I was like "this dude just watched south park too"

I would ask for the power to discover human kind's greatest weakness, and how I could profit off of it. Then I'd probably be sent straight to hell.

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Its called the porn industry.

I think there are a lot of questions to be asked. I would go with, why do bad things happen to good people?
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Old 11-11-2005, 04:19 AM
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Being able to ask God a question implies God's existence. If we knew God existed the most important question would already be answered, so who gives a [censored] what you ask it.

Although, off the top of my head I might ask it "what precise sequence of actions must I take to bang Jessica Alba?"
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Old 11-11-2005, 10:58 AM
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Being able to ask God a question implies God's existence. If we knew God existed the most important question would already be answered, so who gives a [censored] what you ask it.

Although, off the top of my head I might ask it "what precise sequence of actions must I take to bang Jessica Alba?"

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My thoughts exactly, I may be inclinced to ask if there was more out there then what we have on Earth, but, yeah, if I knew he existed, then this would change my whole outlook on a lot of things.
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Old 11-11-2005, 04:24 AM
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To whom it may concern,

God is busy right now. Please talk to his representative on earth, Mr. David Sklansky.

Best Wishes,

Gabriel
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Old 11-11-2005, 04:24 AM
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God, am I rocks and rings?
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Old 11-11-2005, 04:34 AM
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WTF?

peace

john nickle
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Old 11-11-2005, 04:49 AM
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god, what a [censored] up animal

WTF?

peace

john nickle

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