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11-11-2005 03:30 AM

If Mankind could ask one question of God
 
Inspired by the South Park episode I just watched in where Stan uses up mankind's one question to God by asking about his period. What do you think we should ask?

Edit: if mods think this is the wrong forum, just change to SMP for me. Thanks. Im to lazy to repost.

diebitter 11-11-2005 04:07 AM

Re: If Mankind could ask one question of God
 
Not God exactly, but I'd like to ask Jesus how much he used to charge for shelves during his carpentry days.

tonypaladino 11-11-2005 04:10 AM

Re: If Mankind could ask one question of God
 
LOL,, As soon as I saw the title, I was like "this dude just watched south park too"

I would ask for the power to discover human kind's greatest weakness, and how I could profit off of it. Then I'd probably be sent straight to hell.

Dr. Strangelove 11-11-2005 04:19 AM

Re: If Mankind could ask one question of God
 
Being able to ask God a question implies God's existence. If we knew God existed the most important question would already be answered, so who gives a [censored] what you ask it.

Although, off the top of my head I might ask it "what precise sequence of actions must I take to bang Jessica Alba?"

Jorge10 11-11-2005 04:20 AM

Re: If Mankind could ask one question of God
 
[ QUOTE ]
LOL,, As soon as I saw the title, I was like "this dude just watched south park too"

I would ask for the power to discover human kind's greatest weakness, and how I could profit off of it. Then I'd probably be sent straight to hell.

[/ QUOTE ]

Its called the porn industry.

I think there are a lot of questions to be asked. I would go with, why do bad things happen to good people?

Beer and Pizza 11-11-2005 04:24 AM

Re: If Mankind could ask one question of God
 
To whom it may concern,

God is busy right now. Please talk to his representative on earth, Mr. David Sklansky.

Best Wishes,

Gabriel

11-11-2005 04:24 AM

Re: If Mankind could ask one question of God
 
God, am I rocks and rings?

cnfuzzd 11-11-2005 04:34 AM

Re: If Mankind could ask one question of God
 
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefme...9/T049934A.jpg


WTF?

peace

john nickle

KingDan 11-11-2005 04:47 AM

Re: If Mankind could ask one question of God
 
I thought this would be about the wrestler.

siccjay 11-11-2005 04:47 AM

Re: If Mankind could ask one question of God
 
Are you real?


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