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I almost died today
Driving home I tried to dodge an unidentified object (looked like a picket fence) and spun out. Did a couple of 360's but managed to keep myself on the road. Luckily the cars behind me were able to stop before mangling me to death.
It smelled like burning rubber for the rest of the trip but I got home safe, thank God. |
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Re: I almost died today
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Driving home I tried to dodge an unidentified object (looked like a picket fence) and spun out. [/ QUOTE ] How the hell do you almost hit a picket fense? Were you driving on the sidewalk? Were you drunk? |
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[ QUOTE ] Driving home I tried to dodge an unidentified object (looked like a picket fence) and spun out. [/ QUOTE ] How the hell do you almost hit a picket fense? Were you driving on the sidewalk? Were you drunk? [/ QUOTE ] Uh, so if he almost hit a mattress he'd be driving in someones bedroom? You should probably think through his post a few times and you'll understand. |
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Uh, so if he almost hit a mattress he'd be driving in someones bedroom? [/ QUOTE ] POTD |
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Uh, so if he almost hit a mattress he'd be driving in someones bedroom? You should probably think through his post a few times and you'll understand. [/ QUOTE ] If he almost hit a mattress, the most likely explanation would be that a mattress had fallen out of someone's car and into the road. With a picket fence, they aren't pre-assembled. You build it in the person's lawn. Therefore, since nearly the only place in which a fully assembled picket fence would be found in someone's yard, the most logical conclusion would be that he was driving on someone's front lawn. Now, if he said a fence post, it could be different. |
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I'm always amazed at how many ladders I see in the road. What's with that?
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I'm always amazed at how many ladders I see in the road. What's with that? [/ QUOTE ] A friend of mine just took the motorcycle safety course (in Pennsylvania - he just started grad school at UPenn and wants a bike.) The course was taught mainly by the same people who're in charge of picking your mangled body off the road if you wreck your bike, so a lot of it was "this is stupid and dangerous". Which made it even scarier when their advice on what to do when you saw a 2x4/ladder/etc in the road in front of you: speed up. |
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With a picket fence, they aren't pre-assembled. You build it in the person's lawn. Therefore, since nearly the only place in which a fully assembled picket fence would be found in someone's yard, the most logical conclusion would be that he was driving on someone's front lawn. Now, if he said a fence post, it could be different. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] an unidentified object (looked like a picket fence) [/ QUOTE ] |
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You're no fun. I still bet that he was coming home after talking to some guy in a bar about the Gulf War and showing him his gun.
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Re: I almost died today
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With a picket fence, they aren't pre-assembled. You build it in the person's lawn. Therefore, since nearly the only place in which a fully assembled picket fence would be found in someone's yard, the most logical conclusion would be that he was driving on someone's front lawn. [/ QUOTE ] Home Depot and Lowe's both sell picket fences in pre-assembled sections. They come in wood or plastic. Easy to see how he said picket fence. |
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