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Old 09-09-2005, 08:57 AM
unlucky513 unlucky513 is offline
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Default chuck norris v. mike tyson

who wins?
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Old 09-09-2005, 10:09 AM
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Default Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson

In his prime, Tyson was unstoppable... even by Chuck Norris.
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Old 09-09-2005, 10:44 AM
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Default Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson

Chuck Norris in his prime, Tyson 10 years from now, Tyson still kicks his ass no problem.
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Old 09-09-2005, 10:46 AM
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Default Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson

um...i think the real question would be, what percentage of chuck norris, would mike tyson eat.
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Old 09-09-2005, 10:56 AM
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Default Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson

Chuck Norris

If you ever saw that episode of Walker Texas Ranger where he killed a bear with his bare hands, you would know why.
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Old 09-09-2005, 10:58 AM
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Default Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson



is it even close???
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Old 09-09-2005, 01:04 PM
SL__72 SL__72 is offline
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Default Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson

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is it even close???

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Nope.
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Old 09-09-2005, 01:12 PM
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Default Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson

If it's a fight to the death, and kicking is involved, Norris wins and it's not even remotely close. Remove the Texas Ranger image from your heads and realize this guy is a world class martial arts master. Tyson would just charge at him and absolutely get his ass handed to him. He'd probably have two broken limbs in a matter of seconds. In a boxing match, Tyson...no contest.
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Old 09-09-2005, 01:30 PM
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Default Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson

I can't believe I'm actually posting in this thread.
Mike Tyson (or any top tier heavyweight pro boxer) would kill Chuck Norris. Even Chuck Norris in his prime. I mean actually KILL him.

People do not realize how hard these guys hit, how fast they are, and how much punishment they can take.

I'm a 200 lb blackbelt and some "bag of meat" heavyweight could snap my neck with a right cross.

And Chuck Norris' "World Class" status is from point Karate. Kinda different from full contact.

Black belts don't mean [censored].
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Old 09-09-2005, 01:35 PM
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Default Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson

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If it's a fight to the death, and kicking is involved, Norris wins and it's not even remotely close. Remove the Texas Ranger image from your heads and realize this guy is a world class martial arts master. Tyson would just charge at him and absolutely get his ass handed to him. He'd probably have two broken limbs in a matter of seconds. In a boxing match, Tyson...no contest.

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Kicking? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Sorry, I'm just cracking up at the thought of Chuck Norris trying to land a roundhouse kick to Iron Mike's head.

Ohhh, maybe he'll try a flying jump kick like I see Jet Li do in the movies.
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