Two Plus Two Older Archives

Two Plus Two Older Archives (http://archives2.twoplustwo.com/index.php)
-   Other Other Topics (http://archives2.twoplustwo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=32)
-   -   chuck norris v. mike tyson (http://archives2.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=333055)

unlucky513 09-09-2005 08:57 AM

chuck norris v. mike tyson
 
who wins?

ddollevoet 09-09-2005 10:09 AM

Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson
 
In his prime, Tyson was unstoppable... even by Chuck Norris.

SL__72 09-09-2005 10:44 AM

Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson
 
Chuck Norris in his prime, Tyson 10 years from now, Tyson still kicks his ass no problem.

STLantny 09-09-2005 10:46 AM

Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson
 
um...i think the real question would be, what percentage of chuck norris, would mike tyson eat.

closer2313 09-09-2005 10:56 AM

Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson
 
Chuck Norris

If you ever saw that episode of Walker Texas Ranger where he killed a bear with his bare hands, you would know why.

smokingrobot 09-09-2005 10:58 AM

Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson
 
this is difficult for so many reasons

1) tyson cant box - no technical skill
2) tyson definately has more mass, so the force of his punch will most likely knock norris right the [censored] of his feet
3) is this tyson in his younger days? or present?
4) ibid for norris
5) while norris may be akung fu master, i wonder how he would hold up if tyson could get inside and close ... i am assuming tyson would only need a few shots to the chin to bust norris, but could he get them in?

jeez, i cant decide.

unreal_nh 09-09-2005 10:58 AM

Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson
 
http://totalworkout.homestead.com/files/chuck2.jpg

is it even close???

unlucky513 09-09-2005 11:14 AM

Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson
 
this has been an ongoing debate with my friends..

assume both are in their prime.

chuck wins the UFC fight, tyson wins the street fight.

i don't think there would be anything scarrier than having to fight mike tyson in a street fight. that dude is crazy, no telling what he'd do.

09-09-2005 11:15 AM

Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson
 
Since the late 1980s, Chuck Norris has been training with Rickson Gracie and an guy named Machado in Brazilian Jujitsu. Norris may be a black belt at this by now. The Chuck Norris of 15 years ago would beat the Mike Tyson of 15 years ago.

Today, I take Tyson because Norris is 60 years old or more.

samjjones 09-09-2005 11:48 AM

Re: chuck norris v. mike tyson
 
You guys do realize that before he became a cheesy action star, Chuck Norris was a world-class karate champ. If in their absolute primes, I still think Tyson wins this, since a properly motivated 21 year old Tyson was like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:10 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.