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need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
any suggestions will be considered.
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Re: need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
Why are you wearing sunglasses at a (insert small stakes limit ) game?
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Re: need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
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Why are you wearing sunglasses at a (insert small stakes limit ) game? [/ QUOTE ] because i want to because i feel more comfortable its not small stakes to me why do you care |
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Re: need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
A guy playing 1/2 NL at Foxwoods on Thursday kept looking at his cards for 5 minutes, finally I asked him if he could see his cards through the glasses and that he could take them off if he needed to because I already made the bet. He didn't like it too much, called, and lost.
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Re: need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
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A guy playing 1/2 NL at Foxwoods on Thursday kept looking at his cards for 5 minutes, finally I asked him if he could see his cards through the glasses and that he could take them off if he needed to because I already made the bet. He didn't like it too much, called, and lost. [/ QUOTE ] This whole thread sucks but on a moderately serious note if someone is taking a really long time I just look at the dealer and say "time" and the dealer will tell them they have X long to act. Cardrooms have actual limits for this kind of stuff, dealers work on tips, and winning players want to be dealt as many hands as possible. I could not care less at this point if someone is wearing sunglasses at the table, but I go out of my way to keep a game moving. |
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Re: need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
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[ QUOTE ] A guy playing 1/2 NL at Foxwoods on Thursday kept looking at his cards for 5 minutes, finally I asked him if he could see his cards through the glasses and that he could take them off if he needed to because I already made the bet. He didn't like it too much, called, and lost. [/ QUOTE ] This whole thread sucks but on a moderately serious note if someone is taking a really long time I just look at the dealer and say "time" and the dealer will tell them they have X long to act. Cardrooms have actual limits for this kind of stuff, dealers work on tips, and winning players want to be dealt as many hands as possible. I could not care less at this point if someone is wearing sunglasses at the table, but I go out of my way to keep a game moving. [/ QUOTE ] I agree that I don't care, but it still cracks me up, especially when they play bad. I try not to, but I just can't stop laughing sometimes. |
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Re: need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
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A guy playing 1/2 NL at Foxwoods on Thursday kept looking at his cards for 5 minutes, finally I asked him if he could see his cards through the glasses and that he could take them off if he needed to because I already made the bet. He didn't like it too much, called, and lost. [/ QUOTE ] well i guess that proves everything, because ive never seen a person without sunglasses on not realize somebody had bet already or call a bet and lose. |
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Re: need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
Better still, just play quietly until you bust them, and then counter with "shhh, I'm counting your chips" when they make some smart-ass comment about how they outplayed you despite the results.
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Re: need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
"I figure that if you can’t deal with someone looking at you, you shouldn’t play poker." - Phil Ivey
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Re: need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
I prefer to say nothing at all. Generally the mockers of people wearing sunglasses are usually bigger tools than the actual sunglass wearers.
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