need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
 

any suggestions will be considered.

Re: need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
 

Why are you wearing sunglasses at a (insert small stakes limit ) game?

Re: need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses
 

Better still, just play quietly until you bust them, and then counter with "shhh, I'm counting your chips" when they make some smart-ass comment about how they outplayed you despite the results.

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"I figure that if you can’t deal with someone looking at you, you shouldn’t play poker." - Phil Ivey

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I prefer to say nothing at all. Generally the mockers of people wearing sunglasses are usually bigger tools than the actual sunglass wearers.

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"the TV cameras are off!. This is 2/4, not the World Poker Tour"

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"Hey man. You in the sunglasses. Fuck you, man."

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I prefer to say nothing at all. Generally the mockers of people wearing sunglasses are usually bigger tools than the actual sunglass wearers.

[/ QUOTE ]Agreed. In fact, anyone trying to be funny for the sake of getting people to think they're funny are usually not funny.

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"Hey man. You in the sunglasses. Fuck you, man."

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post of the month.

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Why are you wearing sunglasses at a (insert small stakes limit ) game?

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because i want to
because i feel more comfortable
its not small stakes to me
why do you care