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Working out + attractive women in tight fitting clothes + Mirrors everywhere = staring.
Yet staring + getting noticed more than once = feeling like a perv. and Mirrors everywhere + Working out = obvious, even to self, how minging you are. Despite all that, My favourite machine is the one where women open and close legs repeatedly. No men seem to use this machine. They put the Nordic cross trainers opposite those machines at my gym. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] |
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subtlety is an art form
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subtlety is an art form [/ QUOTE ] That, and remaining flaccid. |
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staring + getting noticed more than once = feeling like a perv. [/ QUOTE ] When you get noticed the first time, smile. When you get noticed the second time, introduce yourself. If you do this correctly, I'm told there is sex involved. |
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[ QUOTE ] staring + getting noticed more than once = feeling like a perv. [/ QUOTE ] When you get noticed the first time, smile. When you get noticed the second time, introduce yourself. If you do this correctly, I'm told there is sex involved. [/ QUOTE ] That's fine if you are looking to get tail, but what if you simply just want to check her (them) out? |
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Keep "adjusting" because things are riding up...
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When you get noticed the first time, smile. When you get noticed the second time, introduce yourself. If you do this correctly, I'm told there is sex involved. [/ QUOTE ] I find it hard to imagine doing this with the suave air of sophistication and charm i like to exude, given that I'm usually pouring with sweat, out of breath and it is painfully obvious to all parties that I am in the lowest two quintiles of physical fitness for gym members. |
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look at their reflection in the mirror
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you would think these girls would like to be looked at, right? they ARE at the gym, which most likely means they care about what they look like, and if someone is checking them out, you would think they would appreciate it.
do OOTers really go to the gym? i don't believe this. |
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dont stare, look frequently.
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