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britspin 09-14-2005 10:04 PM

Girls at the gym: to stare or not?
 
Working out + attractive women in tight fitting clothes + Mirrors everywhere = staring.

Yet

staring + getting noticed more than once = feeling like a perv.

and

Mirrors everywhere + Working out = obvious, even to self, how minging you are.

Despite all that, My favourite machine is the one where women open and close legs repeatedly. No men seem to use this machine. They put the Nordic cross trainers opposite those machines at my gym. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Slow Play Ray 09-14-2005 10:06 PM

Re: Girls at the gym: to stare or not?
 
subtlety is an art form

HopeydaFish 09-14-2005 10:14 PM

Re: Girls at the gym: to stare or not?
 
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subtlety is an art form

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That, and remaining flaccid.

Colonel Kataffy 09-14-2005 10:14 PM

Re: Girls at the gym: to stare or not?
 
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staring + getting noticed more than once = feeling like a perv.


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When you get noticed the first time, smile.

When you get noticed the second time, introduce yourself.

If you do this correctly, I'm told there is sex involved.

Slow Play Ray 09-14-2005 10:19 PM

Re: Girls at the gym: to stare or not?
 
[ QUOTE ]
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staring + getting noticed more than once = feeling like a perv.


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When you get noticed the first time, smile.

When you get noticed the second time, introduce yourself.

If you do this correctly, I'm told there is sex involved.

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That's fine if you are looking to get tail, but what if you simply just want to check her (them) out?

phage 09-14-2005 10:20 PM

Re: Girls at the gym: to stare or not?
 
Keep "adjusting" because things are riding up...

britspin 09-14-2005 10:26 PM

Re: Girls at the gym: to stare or not?
 
[ QUOTE ]


When you get noticed the first time, smile.

When you get noticed the second time, introduce yourself.

If you do this correctly, I'm told there is sex involved.

[/ QUOTE ]

I find it hard to imagine doing this with the suave air of sophistication and charm i like to exude, given that I'm usually pouring with sweat, out of breath and it is painfully obvious to all parties that I am in the lowest two quintiles of physical fitness for gym members.

JaBlue 09-14-2005 10:28 PM

Re: Girls at the gym: to stare or not?
 
look at their reflection in the mirror

pokerdirty 09-14-2005 10:34 PM

Re: Girls at the gym: to stare or not?
 
you would think these girls would like to be looked at, right? they ARE at the gym, which most likely means they care about what they look like, and if someone is checking them out, you would think they would appreciate it.

do OOTers really go to the gym? i don't believe this.

Sephus 09-14-2005 10:35 PM

Re: Girls at the gym: to stare or not?
 
dont stare, look frequently.


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