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in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
im out for dinner with a girl saturday night.
she sees a license plate: GGG 777. She goes "bad beat, set over set" Is she retarded or do I pop the question now? |
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Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
i think the correct play is to tell her that the g's were ahead the whole way and that it wasn't a bad beat.
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Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
If we are talking strip poker, a set of Gs definitely beats a set of 7s.
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Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
Stick it in her pooper
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Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
hey, at least she's trying. gotta give her credit for that.
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Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
I would check her PT stats first... if ya know what I mean. (Feel free to invent some sexual stat acronyms that could be fake PT stats... I am leaving work and don't feel like it right now.... [ok fine, here's one: VPHIP - voluntarily put hands in pants])
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Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
"Put it in her mouthhh, in her mother f-ing mouthhh."
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Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
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i think the correct play is to tell her that the g's were ahead the whole way and that it wasn't a bad beat. [/ QUOTE ] Make sure you dead pan this reply. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
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I would check her PT stats first... if ya know what I mean. (Feel free to invent some sexual stat acronyms that could be fake PT stats... I am leaving work and don't feel like it right now.... [ok fine, here's one: VPHIP - voluntarily put hands in pants]) [/ QUOTE ] i just want to know how often the backdoor draw comes in. |
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Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
Maybe she was nearsighted and thought GGG was QQQ .... She did go out with you.
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