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Gamblor 05-09-2005 05:38 PM

in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
 
im out for dinner with a girl saturday night.

she sees a license plate: GGG 777.

She goes "bad beat, set over set"

Is she retarded or do I pop the question now?

twistedbeats 05-09-2005 05:43 PM

Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
 
i think the correct play is to tell her that the g's were ahead the whole way and that it wasn't a bad beat.

drewjustdrew 05-09-2005 05:44 PM

Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
 
If we are talking strip poker, a set of Gs definitely beats a set of 7s.

IronDragon1 05-09-2005 05:46 PM

Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
 
Stick it in her pooper

bernie 05-09-2005 05:58 PM

Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
 
hey, at least she's trying. gotta give her credit for that.

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tpir90036 05-09-2005 06:35 PM

Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
 
I would check her PT stats first... if ya know what I mean. (Feel free to invent some sexual stat acronyms that could be fake PT stats... I am leaving work and don't feel like it right now.... [ok fine, here's one: VPHIP - voluntarily put hands in pants])

RYL 05-09-2005 06:52 PM

Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
 
"Put it in her mouthhh, in her mother f-ing mouthhh."

Equal 05-09-2005 07:37 PM

Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
 
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i think the correct play is to tell her that the g's were ahead the whole way and that it wasn't a bad beat.

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billyjex 05-09-2005 07:57 PM

Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
 
[ QUOTE ]
I would check her PT stats first... if ya know what I mean. (Feel free to invent some sexual stat acronyms that could be fake PT stats... I am leaving work and don't feel like it right now.... [ok fine, here's one: VPHIP - voluntarily put hands in pants])

[/ QUOTE ]

i just want to know how often the backdoor draw comes in.

TruePoker CEO 05-09-2005 08:00 PM

Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide
 
Maybe she was nearsighted and thought GGG was QQQ .... She did go out with you.


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